Kiki
@calamitykiki.bsky.social
i like to write, play video games, and hang out with my dogs.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
I think Frankenstein's Creature could fix me.
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I think Frankenstein's Creature could fix me.
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
it's messed up that Ben Starr has a voice like THAT, AND is funny AND is hot???? like, pick a lane, bud!!
October 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
it's messed up that Ben Starr has a voice like THAT, AND is funny AND is hot???? like, pick a lane, bud!!
generally this is a bummer but also the idea of "resetting" your "romantic partner" so easily is a little....Hm.
This is not a romance. Nobody is "in love" with apps. There are no A.I. boyfriends. You cannot "date" a chatbot. Accepting this framing and treating it as real is tech-industry propaganda. slate.com/technology/2...
She Broke Off Two Engagements. She Couldn’t Commit. Now She’s Dating Chatbots Instead.
As chatbot romance grows more common, women are redefining what they want from a partner—even if they are just ones and zeros.
slate.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
generally this is a bummer but also the idea of "resetting" your "romantic partner" so easily is a little....Hm.
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
what's the point of reading Vanity Fair anymore. Not doing reviews? Not doing trades coverage? Scaling back on editorials? letting go of Richard Lawson, among others? Awful. Hate it to the core.
Area Critic (Me) Needs New Job.
Reach out if you want me to write for you! Doesn't have to be reviews!
Reach out if you want me to write for you! Doesn't have to be reviews!
Vanity Fair Will Refocus on Hollywood and Cut Back Some Coverage Areas, Says New Editorial Director
Vanity Fair will scale back certain areas of coverage, including shutting down The Hive, to focus on entertainment and culture, editorial director Mark Guiducci said.
variety.com
August 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
what's the point of reading Vanity Fair anymore. Not doing reviews? Not doing trades coverage? Scaling back on editorials? letting go of Richard Lawson, among others? Awful. Hate it to the core.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
Marchand how could u do this to ur countrymen
June 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Marchand how could u do this to ur countrymen
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The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
May 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
my favourite thing about ffvii is how deeply i don't care who cloud dates because all i care about is spreading the good word about vincent/tifa.
March 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
my favourite thing about ffvii is how deeply i don't care who cloud dates because all i care about is spreading the good word about vincent/tifa.
Sam Reid got me feeling things for a blond man I have never felt before
February 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sam Reid got me feeling things for a blond man I have never felt before
me when anyone asks what my Valentine's Day plans are:
February 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
me when anyone asks what my Valentine's Day plans are:
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Me hearing the new Lady Gaga: Recession music
Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage
Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat
Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage
Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat
February 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me hearing the new Lady Gaga: Recession music
Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage
Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat
Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage
Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat
literally RIP to Vincent. he should have been practicing queen's blood for those 30 years instead of sleeping so I wouldn't have absolutely annihilated him like this.
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
literally RIP to Vincent. he should have been practicing queen's blood for those 30 years instead of sleeping so I wouldn't have absolutely annihilated him like this.
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just realized how hard the party composition of Vincent, Cloud and Tifa will cook because it will be long-range/good magic (probably), jack-of-all-trades, and stagger-machine close-range.
this is perfect for me, specifically.
this is perfect for me, specifically.
February 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
just realized how hard the party composition of Vincent, Cloud and Tifa will cook because it will be long-range/good magic (probably), jack-of-all-trades, and stagger-machine close-range.
this is perfect for me, specifically.
this is perfect for me, specifically.
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Perverts, yearners, and sensualists! All that edging is over. The moment has finally arrived. Here is my 40-films deep list of movies that fuck. Argue with your momma. I know I freaked it with this one. letterboxd.com/angelicajade...
Movies That Fuck: A List for Sensualists and Perverts
I was on Bluesky recently (bad idea — social media rots your brain and spirit) and I saw some young in’ say that Robert Eggers film, Nosferatu, was for real perverts. And it so perturbed me I decided ...
letterboxd.com
December 31, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Perverts, yearners, and sensualists! All that edging is over. The moment has finally arrived. Here is my 40-films deep list of movies that fuck. Argue with your momma. I know I freaked it with this one. letterboxd.com/angelicajade...
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
AFTERSUN can kind of ruin your life in that you can't even hear Losing My Religion anymore without getting unspeakably sad
January 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
AFTERSUN can kind of ruin your life in that you can't even hear Losing My Religion anymore without getting unspeakably sad
I mean everyone said Interview with the Vampire is amazing but damn they're truly cooking with gas over there
January 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I mean everyone said Interview with the Vampire is amazing but damn they're truly cooking with gas over there
anyway unrelated but someone thought I was 23 today
January 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
anyway unrelated but someone thought I was 23 today