Cait Monster
@caitmonster.bsky.social
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I need an accountability club. Too much of what I want to do “on demand” and my executive dysfunction doesn’t work without knowing I would be disappointing people.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I need an accountability club. Too much of what I want to do “on demand” and my executive dysfunction doesn’t work without knowing I would be disappointing people.
The way I can recognize the party noise at the start of Bleed It Out — what critical memory did I overwrite to retain this knowledge for almost 19 years?
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The way I can recognize the party noise at the start of Bleed It Out — what critical memory did I overwrite to retain this knowledge for almost 19 years?
Explaining the Thanksgiving Power Hour makes me feel insane
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Explaining the Thanksgiving Power Hour makes me feel insane
Why can’t the writers of procedurals just stick to the procedure??
Do they not realize how aggressively neurodivergent their viewers are?
CHANGING IT UP IS NOT WHAT WE WANT
Do they not realize how aggressively neurodivergent their viewers are?
CHANGING IT UP IS NOT WHAT WE WANT
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Why can’t the writers of procedurals just stick to the procedure??
Do they not realize how aggressively neurodivergent their viewers are?
CHANGING IT UP IS NOT WHAT WE WANT
Do they not realize how aggressively neurodivergent their viewers are?
CHANGING IT UP IS NOT WHAT WE WANT
Love the boomer skill of turning a small interaction into a key memory in my “that time I fucked up” montage.
I’m doing the best I can as an unexpected volunteer, maam. THIS IS A FUNDRAISER
I’m doing the best I can as an unexpected volunteer, maam. THIS IS A FUNDRAISER
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Love the boomer skill of turning a small interaction into a key memory in my “that time I fucked up” montage.
I’m doing the best I can as an unexpected volunteer, maam. THIS IS A FUNDRAISER
I’m doing the best I can as an unexpected volunteer, maam. THIS IS A FUNDRAISER
At least my favorite never did this. And she was ACTUALLY BEING CONTROLLED LIKE BABY
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
At least my favorite never did this. And she was ACTUALLY BEING CONTROLLED LIKE BABY
So is the defense to this commercial going to be “I’m just a baby” or is this the final easter egg?
The baby argument is getting harder and harder to believe, even more so now with the very awkward “I have sex” pivot.
So which is it???
The baby argument is getting harder and harder to believe, even more so now with the very awkward “I have sex” pivot.
So which is it???
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So is the defense to this commercial going to be “I’m just a baby” or is this the final easter egg?
The baby argument is getting harder and harder to believe, even more so now with the very awkward “I have sex” pivot.
So which is it???
The baby argument is getting harder and harder to believe, even more so now with the very awkward “I have sex” pivot.
So which is it???
What if we brought back 2007 internet? Like all go back to making our own blogs and Tumblrs, posting our lunches, being weird — I miss the mundane of the internet.
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What if we brought back 2007 internet? Like all go back to making our own blogs and Tumblrs, posting our lunches, being weird — I miss the mundane of the internet.
Why does the dog have better elevator manners than you, neighbor?
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why does the dog have better elevator manners than you, neighbor?
I’ve lost all sense of time sleeping this much. #StomachVirus2025
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’ve lost all sense of time sleeping this much. #StomachVirus2025
Fluttering. Amazing
October 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Fluttering. Amazing
Flames game on the radio is an experience
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Flames game on the radio is an experience
A pedophile and a different pedophile’s defender have passed today. Too bad more haven’t but death does come in threes… WHO IS NEXT????
October 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A pedophile and a different pedophile’s defender have passed today. Too bad more haven’t but death does come in threes… WHO IS NEXT????
Why can’t we speed up the planes? Why does it still take hours to cross the country? I’m not asking for like teleportation but like a little more speed — three hours instead of five.
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why can’t we speed up the planes? Why does it still take hours to cross the country? I’m not asking for like teleportation but like a little more speed — three hours instead of five.
Unfollow. Block. Cancel. Unsubscribe. Defending billionaires is a choice that I don’t need to witness.
October 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Unfollow. Block. Cancel. Unsubscribe. Defending billionaires is a choice that I don’t need to witness.
I remembered in college we tried to legally buy porn to download. The school’s ISP blocked us because they didn’t allow porn. We could still access the free stuff but legally paying sex workers is bad.
I sometimes wonder what the nice customer service person who processed the return was thinking.
I sometimes wonder what the nice customer service person who processed the return was thinking.
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I remembered in college we tried to legally buy porn to download. The school’s ISP blocked us because they didn’t allow porn. We could still access the free stuff but legally paying sex workers is bad.
I sometimes wonder what the nice customer service person who processed the return was thinking.
I sometimes wonder what the nice customer service person who processed the return was thinking.
It’s been pretty weird watching the same people trash ELF using the man who tried to turn himself into handsome squidward for as continue to pick up Colour Pop products despite them having a collab with an anti trans nightmare of an author.
You can’t be “pro women” and exclude trans women.
You can’t be “pro women” and exclude trans women.
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s been pretty weird watching the same people trash ELF using the man who tried to turn himself into handsome squidward for as continue to pick up Colour Pop products despite them having a collab with an anti trans nightmare of an author.
You can’t be “pro women” and exclude trans women.
You can’t be “pro women” and exclude trans women.
I’m not a fashion gatekeeper. I will tell you where I bought something after you compliment me but please stop asking “what’s that?” in response.
It’s where I got my dress. I’m sorry you weren’t a 20something in the MPDG era and haven’t heard of ModCloth.
It’s where I got my dress. I’m sorry you weren’t a 20something in the MPDG era and haven’t heard of ModCloth.
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’m not a fashion gatekeeper. I will tell you where I bought something after you compliment me but please stop asking “what’s that?” in response.
It’s where I got my dress. I’m sorry you weren’t a 20something in the MPDG era and haven’t heard of ModCloth.
It’s where I got my dress. I’m sorry you weren’t a 20something in the MPDG era and haven’t heard of ModCloth.
Driving down the highway, blasting @kesharose.bsky.social really set a good mood for the day. #Joyride
July 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Driving down the highway, blasting @kesharose.bsky.social really set a good mood for the day. #Joyride
I’ve reached the point that if I see your ad too many times, I’ve sworn a blood oath to never purchase.
July 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’ve reached the point that if I see your ad too many times, I’ve sworn a blood oath to never purchase.
Really great to see @aircanada.bsky.social continues to disappoint and has zero incentive to do better
July 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Really great to see @aircanada.bsky.social continues to disappoint and has zero incentive to do better
I love the new @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social set. It’s so fancy and fitting for Queen Lily. @dropout.tv
July 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love the new @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social set. It’s so fancy and fitting for Queen Lily. @dropout.tv
Me: Saw a sign for a bounce house today.
Grandboss: DO NOT
Me: I’ve got meetings during bounce hours.
Grandboss: You know the rules. No bounce. No slide. No skip.
Hurt yourself twice in a 4 month window and suddenly you can’t be trusted
Grandboss: DO NOT
Me: I’ve got meetings during bounce hours.
Grandboss: You know the rules. No bounce. No slide. No skip.
Hurt yourself twice in a 4 month window and suddenly you can’t be trusted
July 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Me: Saw a sign for a bounce house today.
Grandboss: DO NOT
Me: I’ve got meetings during bounce hours.
Grandboss: You know the rules. No bounce. No slide. No skip.
Hurt yourself twice in a 4 month window and suddenly you can’t be trusted
Grandboss: DO NOT
Me: I’ve got meetings during bounce hours.
Grandboss: You know the rules. No bounce. No slide. No skip.
Hurt yourself twice in a 4 month window and suddenly you can’t be trusted
I laugh every time a website redacts my email address because it’s c*******t
It’s calling me a cuuunnnnt
It’s calling me a cuuunnnnt
July 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I laugh every time a website redacts my email address because it’s c*******t
It’s calling me a cuuunnnnt
It’s calling me a cuuunnnnt