I photograph birds...and other stuff.
I ride an insane sport bike.
I believe in democracy.
I am highly educated and underemployed.
I hate people, but you are safe here.
There's more but those are the important bits.
cause of and solution to
life's many problems
cause of and solution to
life's many problems
bring on the wind and s-curves
two-wheeled therapy
bring on the wind and s-curves
two-wheeled therapy
the fucking understatement
of the century
the fucking understatement
of the century
to go home and sober up.
when will winter end?!
to go home and sober up.
when will winter end?!
sick of your bullshit. as is
democracy dog.
sick of your bullshit. as is
democracy dog.
or this trash can trap contains
a moral struggle
or this trash can trap contains
a moral struggle
made for snuggling in all
the cozy blankets
made for snuggling in all
the cozy blankets
a grant-funded nonprofit
without telling me
a grant-funded nonprofit
without telling me
the twisties and dropping gears.
earliest* ride yet
*but snow forecast for Thursday
the twisties and dropping gears.
earliest* ride yet
*but snow forecast for Thursday
of my household zoo critters
promise no cheating
of my household zoo critters
promise no cheating
neuter the patriarchy
raise your fucking voice
neuter the patriarchy
raise your fucking voice
clear my head and fill my heart
with my best red boy
clear my head and fill my heart
with my best red boy
and do not forget mealworms.
bluebirds gotta eat
and do not forget mealworms.
bluebirds gotta eat
behold, my pretty BC
scream into the void
behold, my pretty BC
scream into the void
tufted titmouses, black-capped
chickadee-dee-dees
tufted titmouses, black-capped
chickadee-dee-dees
the longest year ever and
my heart just plain hurts.
the longest year ever and
my heart just plain hurts.
only when it is dark enough,
can you see the stars.”
-Rev. Dr. MLK Jr.
only when it is dark enough,
can you see the stars.”
-Rev. Dr. MLK Jr.
so cute it will certainly
be the death of me
so cute it will certainly
be the death of me
head on, ready for some shit
just need a nap first
head on, ready for some shit
just need a nap first
and prepare for feats of strength,
my fellow heathens
(After all, this day is for the rest of us.)
and prepare for feats of strength,
my fellow heathens
(After all, this day is for the rest of us.)
days only get longer now
shortest day over
days only get longer now
shortest day over