If you look closely, you can see where the main character gets killed by the axe murderer in the final act.

I'm autistic. If I flirt with you, you'll know. Its mostly just me telling you interesting facts about space, the ocean, animals or cars. You cant miss it.

I soulmate is ALWAYS coffee. I'm going to die alone, with just my collection of kitschy mugs.

Are we talking brass brass or brass colored plastic, because I HAVE seen machined aluminum gameboys.

Start with Texas and Florida. Just literally pick a name out of a hat, it could only help.

I should have gotten to sleep an extra hour today. Instead, I still woke up at exactly 4am without my alarm and couldnt get back to sleep. The outrage.

Let's see how Chris Sununu feels about retirement after working in a hardware store for a couple years and going home to a one bedroom apartment that drains 3/4 of his income.

If you value your wallet, move along.

I literally said "I bet it's Warhammer."

I'd make a third eye joke but I havent had enough coffee. Go. Be the cunt you want to see in the world. 💅

Fuck no. I'm not getting in a relationship with another depressed loser.

I go to this little meat market with a little lunch couterf near work for lunch and sometimes the sweet little mexican lady will pass me a sample of something tasty while she makes my torta. last time it was chicharron and nopales in salsa verde. So goddam good.

70. It's like 69, but with one finger in the ass.

FUCKING MOOD

Sounds like a good ass day. Congrats.

Yes! Permission! THABK YOU Satan!