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Caelyn
@caelyn.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Huge fan of tiny giant robots. Miniatures games specialist at @rascal.news Freelance bylines at Eurogamer, RPS, EDGE, Polygon. Disabled and fat. Leftie. She/They.

Email: caelyn@rascal.news
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Hello there, new folks! I'm Caelyn, I'm a queer, disabled writer from the UK who covers wargames and miniatures at @rascalnews.bsky.social. I like videogames, RPGs, Transformers and other assorted nerd stuff.
Bit last minute, but I'm going to be at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social on Sunday. Who am I going to see there?
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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its fully dark n we haven't gotten any help w this :(

REPOST PLS 💗🌸🖤
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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It sounds like a game where you race convertibles down a palm lined street 🌴
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Everything seems to be going wrong at the moment. Nothing major, but it's so annoying. And my autistic brain does not like the last minute changes to things.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Updated Valerin! He looks more himbo now! A big ol' goofy fella ✨

#goblinarts #ocart
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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reminder that i post new pics when i make food & housing (motel) goals uwu, what do y'all wanna see from us?? 😘💗

ca: $freakingbabygirl
throne.com/freakingangel
a top contender in the wet t-shirt contest
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Help my bestie plz
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I don't think I've done this before, not publicly. The before photo was taken 13 years ago, roughly six months before I came out. I only have a photo from then because my brother and sister decided they wanted to straighten my hair too see just how long it was.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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PLEASE DONATE TONIGHT IF YOU ARE ABLE! 💜 BARE MINIMUM I NEED $300 TODAY! 😥 linktr.ee/jskylerinc #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #BeAPatron #BIPOCMA #HelpSky #BlackSky 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I dyed my hair. You can see why I'm getting it cut tomorrow.
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Have I seen this joke before? Yes.
Is this the best version of it? Yes.
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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If you ever wonder why your artist friend is so pissed off whenever they see AI slop used instead of real, human-created art, it's exactly what you think:
How is AI *really* impacting jobs?

Henley Chiu, the CTO of Revealera, a jobs data analysis firm, analyzed 180 million jobs listings in 2024 and 2025, in an effort to find out. Chiu found an:

-8% drop in all jobs postings
-~30% drop in art, photography, writing jobs
-22% drop in journalism jobs
What’s really going on with AI and jobs?
Record-breaking layoff reports, Amazon's mass firings, and a slump in entry level employment. Is AI behind it all?
www.bloodinthemachine.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Lockdown. art by me.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm having a lot of fun in my Girl Frame PbP game, there's some great RP, but I didn't realise I was going to be coaching basically the entire group through playing a fiction first/PbtA game for the first time.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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it's 🏳️‍⚧️ transgender awareness week 🏳️‍⚧️, so : donate to trans support organizations if you can, hire trans people, defend them in public & private spaces when necessary, & just don't be an asshole in general
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Nate is legitimately one of the best living writers in the UK. No-one can match his absolute mastery of the grotesque. You should hire him to write for you
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Y'all, Ash is on it. Please consider looking at my former colleagues at The Verge. Little by little, they're ably filling the gap left by the loss of Polygon with maturity and humanity.
Talking to people way smarter than me about the things I enjoy is, no bullshit, the best part of my job. So thanks to the folks who talked to me about why Magic’s starting to look like a Fortnite lobby and what this means for the long term health of the game
Magic: The Gathering’s future looks like Fortnite, and fans are split
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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MAC Attack is now up for general sale!
bastionlandpress.com/products/mac...

Also on Itch
chrismcdee.itch.io/mac-attack

and Wargames Vault
www.wargamevault.com/en/product/5...

For US customers PlusOneExp will be selling print copies in their store when their stock arrives (very soon!).
MAC Attack (plus PDF)
Ordering for US or Central/South America?Click here to shop at PlusOneExp instead (stock arriving soon) Ordering for the EU? Please ensure your delivery is NOT to a business address, as I'm unable to ...
bastionlandpress.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I don't think I've done this before, not publicly. The before photo was taken 13 years ago, roughly six months before I came out. I only have a photo from then because my brother and sister decided they wanted to straighten my hair too see just how long it was.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm dyeing my hair tomorrow, having it cut on Friday, and getting my ears re-pierced, and a laser session on Saturday.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:

* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality

And a whole lot more ...
Moral panic about rough sex gives way to censorship in the UK
British regulators and lawmakers are hot on a measure that would make possessing or publishing strangulation porn a crime.
reason.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
One day, I'll find just the right artist and I'll have the money available to get art of the manticore girl OC and then you'll all be sorry!

Or, yknow, really happy if you like 80s catgirls.
Bring back dangerous 80's anime catgirls!👏

New Dominion Tank Police had the right idea, but anime feared the power of Catgirls with Guns and Big Hair.😤
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM