Welp, he’s in hell where he belongs now.

Seeing Ken Starr’s name in this email makes me think back to the assaults that he refused to do anything about while he was president at Baylor. Him being that man’s attorney completely tracks.

Your mother never kicked you off the phone mid cake session so she could gossip with your auntie while she chain smoked cigarettes at the kitchen table. Please stick to the YN’s and the sheisty’s you’re used to.

Even if I were single, what the fuck are we gonna talk about? I’m not spending my life explaining my jokes because you were born in such a different timeline that you don’t understand any of my quips. Sounds like a seat in hell.

Such a great beer town. I thoroughly enjoyed hitting the breweries when I visited.

Thank you! Super proud of her!

1) I just ain’t got it in me. 2) If I even tried, I’d be caught IMMEDIATELY because my patterns of life would have to shift so dramatically that it would be impossible to hide.

Cheating seems so extraordinarily stressful.

And to you as well!