Lightskin Django
@cadillackid.bsky.social
📍Created in St. Louis. Distilled in Houston. Often found roaming the streets of Dallas, TX.
Retired rapper. Lover of cool shit. Sometimes I fly planes.
Retired rapper. Lover of cool shit. Sometimes I fly planes.
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He wanted to have a quiet sidebar earlier today. Sir, this is Summer Jam and it is your call time. I’ll be waiting in the front row for your reply.
You gotta be a WILD boy to Cc six people and two org boxes before verifying that you’re 100% correct about whatever the fuck is in the body of your email. But you didn’t and look at you now. “Reply All” done hit you upside the head like a reverse/draw 4 combo.
It’s best to play where it’s safe.
It’s best to play where it’s safe.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
He wanted to have a quiet sidebar earlier today. Sir, this is Summer Jam and it is your call time. I’ll be waiting in the front row for your reply.
You gotta be a WILD boy to Cc six people and two org boxes before verifying that you’re 100% correct about whatever the fuck is in the body of your email. But you didn’t and look at you now. “Reply All” done hit you upside the head like a reverse/draw 4 combo.
It’s best to play where it’s safe.
It’s best to play where it’s safe.
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You gotta be a WILD boy to Cc six people and two org boxes before verifying that you’re 100% correct about whatever the fuck is in the body of your email. But you didn’t and look at you now. “Reply All” done hit you upside the head like a reverse/draw 4 combo.
It’s best to play where it’s safe.
It’s best to play where it’s safe.
This might be the nuttiest shit I’ve ever heard of in my life!
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This might be the nuttiest shit I’ve ever heard of in my life!
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I2I
We can all agree that "I'll make a man out of you" is the coldest Disney song. Right?
a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I2I
I really want Justin Fields to be a good QB, but man…
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I really want Justin Fields to be a good QB, but man…
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He just told us that all on his own
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He just told us that all on his own
When they dig up the dregs of this society a thousand years from now, every bottle of alcohol they find will be just as good as the day it left the factory.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When they dig up the dregs of this society a thousand years from now, every bottle of alcohol they find will be just as good as the day it left the factory.
I was just speaking on how there has been a huge upswing in the attention I’ve been getting from significantly younger women and I cannot express enough how DEEPLY uninterested I am.
As an old, I think I am relatively easy on the eyes……but any young ass girl looking in my general direction, she is trying to set me up to get robbed
Whole time they looking like a walking lick and a loser.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I was just speaking on how there has been a huge upswing in the attention I’ve been getting from significantly younger women and I cannot express enough how DEEPLY uninterested I am.
My great uncle passed yesterday and it’s the most on brand shit I’ve ever heard of in my life. The 85 year old with 30+ KNOWN children had a heart attack while fucking. I’ve genuinely never been less surprised in my life.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My great uncle passed yesterday and it’s the most on brand shit I’ve ever heard of in my life. The 85 year old with 30+ KNOWN children had a heart attack while fucking. I’ve genuinely never been less surprised in my life.
Social media: “Someone you might know….”
Me: I do not know these niggas…
Me: I do not know these niggas…
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Social media: “Someone you might know….”
Me: I do not know these niggas…
Me: I do not know these niggas…
RAMS WIN!!! #BLEETWITHMEBROTHERS!!!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
RAMS WIN!!! #BLEETWITHMEBROTHERS!!!!!!!
Shohei looks like shit this far…
November 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Shohei looks like shit this far…
Whose 6th grader made the region choir? MINE!!! So very proud of her!
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Whose 6th grader made the region choir? MINE!!! So very proud of her!
And so it begins… Dolphins are cleaning house…
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
And so it begins… Dolphins are cleaning house…
The audacity required to insert yourself into a conversation to correct me because you are too stupid to know the definitions of the word I used and the word you THINK I should have used is vast. I had to copy lines from the dictionary when I got in trouble and I have an English degree… kiss my ass.
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The audacity required to insert yourself into a conversation to correct me because you are too stupid to know the definitions of the word I used and the word you THINK I should have used is vast. I had to copy lines from the dictionary when I got in trouble and I have an English degree… kiss my ass.
Absolutely. 12 week program, test on week 13, deload to 70%. Rinse -> repeat.
Bluesky lifters: do you still do planned deloads or are you cool and fun
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Absolutely. 12 week program, test on week 13, deload to 70%. Rinse -> repeat.
I need this woman to delete social media because why are you telling me you want a damn afghan?
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I need this woman to delete social media because why are you telling me you want a damn afghan?
As sure as the sun rises…
Ready to get on SNKRS and be disappointed!
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
As sure as the sun rises…
Ready to get on SNKRS and be disappointed!
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Ready to get on SNKRS and be disappointed!
The Steelers uniforms are hideous.
October 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Steelers uniforms are hideous.
My neighbors have a whole ass band playing loud as shit in the front yard. They got until 10 before I as politely to shut this shit down. After that…
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My neighbors have a whole ass band playing loud as shit in the front yard. They got until 10 before I as politely to shut this shit down. After that…
This kid threw for 608 yards. Wow!
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This kid threw for 608 yards. Wow!
UNT vs Charlotte is gonna end up on bad beats… oh well we winning! #GoMeanGreen
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
UNT vs Charlotte is gonna end up on bad beats… oh well we winning! #GoMeanGreen
I am in this gym completely against my will. I have no motivation today, but here I am.
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I am in this gym completely against my will. I have no motivation today, but here I am.
When the feds knock, they’re not coming to visit. They’re coming to take your house. Boys traded millions for orange jumpsuits and that is WILD to me.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When the feds knock, they’re not coming to visit. They’re coming to take your house. Boys traded millions for orange jumpsuits and that is WILD to me.