Every line is quotable and occupies a disproportionate amount of space in my brain to this day.

I’m glad at least some people are being sensible about the selection today (including, crucially, the manager).

I did my part and filled out the 2025 Lawyer Census

Agree, and I’m perhaps (read: almost certainly) being delusional, but the “Atletico Madrid are among those considering [Darwin]” tidbit at the end of Ornstein’s article tonight gives me a glimmer of hope there’s a deal to be done.

Tampa Bay Bucs hat too??

Stupidest show on television (I mean this as the highest compliment)