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Christopher Stanners
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Man. Writer. Retro hipster twat.
I know this is nonsense, but it is my nonsense.
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Plenty of dark and stormy nights at this time of year. So here's a Dark And Stormy for your night.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The 2000 AD Writer Talent Search returns at Thought Bubble 2025, with the prize of paid work in The Galaxy's Greatest Comic!

Judges @robwilliams71.bsky.social, @leahmoore.bsky.social and @paulcornell.bsky.social will decide on Sunday 16th, 12:45-1:45pm!

More details: https://bit.ly/3SpPkg3
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I know Halloween is over. But there was a full moon this week. And you can't be too careful. So here's a Silver Bullet Cocktail.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This year's Halloween drinks conclude with a Witches' Negroni. Or as I call it, a Necro-ni. See what I did there? Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I pity the poor unfortunate souls who can't try this Sea Witch Cocktail.
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Next time you have to get to a sabbat, why not leave the broomstick at home and take this Witches' Mule?
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think a standard Daiquiri is magic, never mind this Witches' Daiquiri.
October 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
With Halloween on the horizon, it's time to do Difford's witch drinks. Let's kick off by making sure our supernatural powers are in tip-top condition with this Witches' Tonic.
October 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
As it was Little Shop of Horrors day this week, here's a Skid Row. Of course, this isn't the kind of thing you drink when you live downtown...
September 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy Little Shop of Horrors day to all who celebrate!
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Little Shop of Horrors Intro Song
YouTube video by jlly16
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September 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Harvest Old Fashioned, like you're using a scythe or a threshing machine.
September 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This Fallen Leaves is for drinking, not kicking through like you're in a montage in a quirky rom-com.
September 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I've got my bottle of limoncello, and I'm not afraid to use it. So here's a Limoncello Martini.
September 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Girls! Girls! Girls!
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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🎙️| Manic Street Preachers' James Dean Bradfield sits in for @huwstephensdj.bsky.social on BBC Radio Wales on Monday 1st September 2025 at 7pm.

#ManicStreetPreachers
BBC Radio Wales - Huw Stephens, James Dean Bradfield sits in
James Dean Bradfield sits in with stories, memories and great music from his career
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August 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pretending I'm still on holiday in Sorrento with this Limoncello Spritz. Salute!
August 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Typical – nobody offered to make me a Rob Roy while I was in Edinburgh. So I've had to make my own now I'm back home in the North of England.
August 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Better have a Cucumber Martini before summer is actually over.
August 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mouthy
August 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Happy Yorkshire Day to all who celebrate. Here's a York Special.
August 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Toasting Leeds Grand Youth Theatre's whipple-scrumptious production of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory with this Chocolate Biscuit cocktail. Catch the show at Leeds City Varieties until Sunday.
July 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dirty Martini? This Martini is so dirty, somebody tried to write 'wash me' in the condensation on the glass.
July 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Better have some strawberries before Wimbledon's over so here's a Strawberry Daiquiri.
July 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Typical Londoners - not one of them offered to make me a London Iced Tea while I was down there. So I've had to make my own now I'm back home in the North.
July 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM