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why bother even wiping anymore what's the fucking point
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
why bother even wiping anymore what's the fucking point
Society started to unravel the moment we stopped rofl-ing and started lmao-ing
October 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Society started to unravel the moment we stopped rofl-ing and started lmao-ing
Never expected in a million years to hear Taylor Swift singing about ass-to-mouth but here we are I guess
October 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Never expected in a million years to hear Taylor Swift singing about ass-to-mouth but here we are I guess
If I win the lottery I might just start tipping DoorDash drivers again
August 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If I win the lottery I might just start tipping DoorDash drivers again
The government doesn't want you to know that not flushing your shits after 9 PM is easily the most effective way of warding off sleep paralysis demons
July 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The government doesn't want you to know that not flushing your shits after 9 PM is easily the most effective way of warding off sleep paralysis demons
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funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing
The Amazon app any time you even slightly touch the bottom bar
May 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Amazon app any time you even slightly touch the bottom bar
Still can't believe they announced an American Pope by having Miller High Life spray out of the chimney
May 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Still can't believe they announced an American Pope by having Miller High Life spray out of the chimney
Regardless of who becomes the next Pope I just hope their scepter-holding abilities are up to par
May 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Regardless of who becomes the next Pope I just hope their scepter-holding abilities are up to par
My first time watching Wrestlemania in years and the first thing I see is Stone Cold drunk driving an ATV into the barrier and injuring a fan in the front row
April 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My first time watching Wrestlemania in years and the first thing I see is Stone Cold drunk driving an ATV into the barrier and injuring a fan in the front row
Being chased by a dog would be ten times scarier if you were a midget. It's probably like an irl From Software boss encounter to them
April 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Being chased by a dog would be ten times scarier if you were a midget. It's probably like an irl From Software boss encounter to them
Give it at least 6 months and we're gonna start seeing Kid Rock hosting squirt-offs at Mar-a-Lago. My clairvoyance is not to be questioned
April 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Give it at least 6 months and we're gonna start seeing Kid Rock hosting squirt-offs at Mar-a-Lago. My clairvoyance is not to be questioned
Just found out September by Earth Wind and Fire was written by a white woman that looked like Bruce Vilanch and I don’t know how to process it
March 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Just found out September by Earth Wind and Fire was written by a white woman that looked like Bruce Vilanch and I don’t know how to process it
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They didn't believe me when I said I got that dawg in me so I dragged my ass on their carpet and started chewing through some throw pillows
January 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
They didn't believe me when I said I got that dawg in me so I dragged my ass on their carpet and started chewing through some throw pillows
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every flag and ideological symbol you have in your bio reduces how seriously you should be taken by 10%, if you have 10 you immediately transform into a bug
December 9, 2024 at 8:23 PM
every flag and ideological symbol you have in your bio reduces how seriously you should be taken by 10%, if you have 10 you immediately transform into a bug
Pearl Harbor could have easily avoided if the navy painted waifus on those ships
December 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Pearl Harbor could have easily avoided if the navy painted waifus on those ships
There are some people who really go through life not knowing that Tony Soprano owned two boats named after his balls
December 7, 2024 at 7:02 AM
There are some people who really go through life not knowing that Tony Soprano owned two boats named after his balls
Rewatching Passion of The Christ and the scene where Jesus sticks both middle fingers up and breaks off of the cross while Limp Bizkit plays still brings tears to my eyes
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Rewatching Passion of The Christ and the scene where Jesus sticks both middle fingers up and breaks off of the cross while Limp Bizkit plays still brings tears to my eyes
Haven't slept in weeks - every time I toss and turn the microplastics in my balls sounds like an indigenous rain stick
December 3, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Haven't slept in weeks - every time I toss and turn the microplastics in my balls sounds like an indigenous rain stick
After a lot of thought I can honestly say this year I'm most thankful for living in a time where I can play Family Guy shovelware while taking a shit
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
After a lot of thought I can honestly say this year I'm most thankful for living in a time where I can play Family Guy shovelware while taking a shit
1974: Philippe Petit walks on a tightrope between the Twin Towers
2012: Felix Baumgartner jumps to Earth from the stratosphere
2024:
2012: Felix Baumgartner jumps to Earth from the stratosphere
2024:
November 28, 2024 at 3:37 AM
1974: Philippe Petit walks on a tightrope between the Twin Towers
2012: Felix Baumgartner jumps to Earth from the stratosphere
2024:
2012: Felix Baumgartner jumps to Earth from the stratosphere
2024:
Every single upload from The Dodo is some variation of "this pit bull ate an entire preschool but is now a sweetheart because a woman with the worst flash tattoos ever adopted him"
November 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Every single upload from The Dodo is some variation of "this pit bull ate an entire preschool but is now a sweetheart because a woman with the worst flash tattoos ever adopted him"
They left me with no choice, I had to go Flinstones: Viva Rock Vegas on them 😔
November 19, 2024 at 12:42 AM
They left me with no choice, I had to go Flinstones: Viva Rock Vegas on them 😔
1:50 AM and I can’t stop thinking about Gucci Mane depicting himself as Buzz Lightyear on two separate mixtapes
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
1:50 AM and I can’t stop thinking about Gucci Mane depicting himself as Buzz Lightyear on two separate mixtapes