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Brandon Zebron
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DC United, Baltimore Ravens, environmentalist, pop-punk enthusiast
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To be awarded by Infantino in Washington, DC … 🤔 🙄
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Breaking news: The Trump administration will release enough funds to pay for half of November's SNAP benefits, following a court order to avoid food insecurity for nearly 42 million Americans.
Trump administration says it is paying out half of November’s SNAP benefits
The Trump administration will release enough funds to pay for half of November's SNAP benefits, following a court order to avoid food insecurity for nearly 42 million Americans.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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We're getting close to 3,000 responses! Thanks so much to everyone who has filled this out!

If you know an MLS fan, send this to them.
It's time for my favorite piece of content we do every year: our fan survey.

This year, we're collaborating with over 20 independent outlets to try and get it out to as many people as we can! If you have even a passing interest in Major League Soccer, could you take a minute and fill this out?
2025 end of season fan survey
Voice your opinions on the quality of play in Major League Soccer, the television product, the proposed calendar shift and more!
www.sixonefivesoccer.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Free Newsletter: I'm starting up with offseason guides for all 30 teams!

In today's edition we circle the drain with D.C. United and Atlanta United. 2025 was not kind to them!
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Offseason Guides: D.C. United, Atlanta circle the drain
A little something to light the way through a long, dark winter
tacticsfreezone.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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MLS Wooden Spoon belongs to D.C. United (5-18-11, 26 points) for the second time in four seasons and fourth since 2010.

Last six seasons: 30th place, 21, 23, 28, 16, 24.

DCU scored 30 goals in 34 matches this year.

Messi scored 29 in 28.
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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René Weiler did not mince words.

When I asked about the struggles of winning at home this season, including only winning once (in a friendly) with him as @dcunitedofficial.bsky.social's head coach, Weiler had this to say:
October 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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‘White: +6’

there’s lots of arguing about what sways voters and the minority groups “responsible” for trump’s second term, but they rarely confront the very real problem that a majority of white americans crave authoritarian subjugation for non-whites—it’s just broadly accepted, and shouldn’t be
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Meanwhile, DCU used to make every PA announcement in English and Spanish at RFK but stopped when they moved to AF.

For Noche Latina night yesterday, they brought the Spanish announcements back...but only for like every 3rd announcement.

Half measures. Always.
When it comes to themed matches, the @washingtonspirit.com really give it there all inside Audi Field.

For today's Hispanic Heritage Month match, each gate had a different set of performers. A mariachi band greeted fans at Gate B.
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Just a reminder that the last two government shutdowns happened under President Trump, with Republicans in control of both chambers. These people cannot govern, and they need Democrats to bail them out.
September 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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“We’ve got to turn things around and create a winning atmosphere.”

NEW ON @wtopnews.bsky.social: I spoke to @dcunitedofficial.bsky.social's owners about the state of the MLS club, including:

- Firing GM Ally Mackay
- Roster building & spending for 2026
- Fans calling on them to sell #DCU
Amid fan uproar, DC United ownership vows changes will make club competitive again - WTOP News
D.C. United ownership speaks to WTOP as the MLS club misses the playoffs for the sixth consecutive season.
wtop.com
September 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Sources telling me that DC United has cut the entirety of its scouting department as the club continues its overhaul under new sporting director Erkut Sogut & head coach Rene Weiler. Assitant GM Caleb Shreve among those let go (that bit first reported by my guy @tombogert.bsky.social the other day.)
September 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Erkut Sogut — who has no GM/TD/SD experience — is apparently a near-lock to get what is arguably the most difficult GM job in MLS (a rubble-clearing job that will take years, with a boiling-mad fanbase, and an ownership that has fired its last 2 GMs after less than 2 years).
Barring a late change, Sogut will take the reins soon and initially work remotely, per source. He has lived in Germany, UK and Southern California.
September 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Sell the team.
We’re gonna be doing some “what next” convos for every mls team as they get eliminated. So MTL & DC you’re on the clock! What do we think they should do?
Soccerwise is going live today at 3:30pm with @empiregass.bsky.social and @tombogert.bsky.social !

Lots of USMNT talk, plus MLS drama and more!

Make sure to subscribe to our YouTube and turn on alerts so you’re notified whenever we go live 🤗 youtube.com/@soccerwiseh...
September 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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South Capitol Street blues (men’s teams):

D.C. United (4-15-9), last in conference, 29th of 30 overall

Washington Nationals (53-80), last in division, 28th of 30 overall

Combined winless streak, overall: 17 (0-14-3)

Scoring differential: DCU last, Nats 29th

Last playoff berth: 2019 (both)
August 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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DCU fans have packed the Chico Stand, but are offering absolutely no cheering, flags, drumming, or anything for the first 3 minutes of play.

It's so quiet you could hear Dave Johnson's radio call echoing on the concourse from the other side of the stadium.
August 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Presumably, this means DC will go to the 2 DP 4 U22 roster model which will net them a $1 million in GAM to assist with this rebuild. But man... what a waste 2025 has been. #DCU
The four-week MLS transfer/trade window closes today. Barring last-minute deal(s), DCU will finish with three moves yielding one young player, $125,000 GAM and a third-round draft pick — no intl signings, DP additions or major trades. Another winter rebuild under another new coach awaits.
August 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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SELL THE TEAM
The four-week MLS transfer/trade window closes today. Barring last-minute deal(s), DCU will finish with three moves yielding one young player, $125,000 GAM and a third-round draft pick — no intl signings, DP additions or major trades. Another winter rebuild under another new coach awaits.
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Outside of possibilities like "lower-division team on the brink of folding," D.C. United may be having the most miserable season in all of U.S. pro soccer.
The four-week MLS transfer/trade window closes today. Barring last-minute deal(s), DCU will finish with three moves yielding one young player, $125,000 GAM and a third-round draft pick — no intl signings, DP additions or major trades. Another winter rebuild under another new coach awaits.
August 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The four-week MLS transfer/trade window closes today. Barring last-minute deal(s), DCU will finish with three moves yielding one young player, $125,000 GAM and a third-round draft pick — no intl signings, DP additions or major trades. Another winter rebuild under another new coach awaits.
August 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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how many times am I gonna have to post this
August 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Sources: D.C. United have reached an agreement in principle with CF Montréal to sign American attacker Caden Clark.

Deal will be a cash trade of around $700k, I'm told.

Clark will hit D.C.'s roster via the U-22 initiative.
🇺🇸 Sources: D.C. United are nearing a deal to acquire American attacker Caden Clark from CF Montréal but the deal is not done. @maximetruman.bsky.social 1st on talks.

Close, but no total agreement between DC/MTL just yet.
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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🇺🇸 Sources: D.C. United are nearing a deal to acquire American attacker Caden Clark from CF Montréal but the deal is not done. @maximetruman.bsky.social 1st on talks.

Close, but no total agreement between DC/MTL just yet.
August 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I’m kind of speechless with this one. I can’t imagine the kind of person who continues to make the argument that it doesn’t count as real starvation if the kids were already sick.
August 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Mateusz Klich signed with KS Cracovia today, but per D.C. United this *does not* open up a Designated Player slot for them.
August 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM