Jes d'Ixelles
@bzdyelnik.bsky.social
Intrepid optimist, mort-vivant, presque drôle.
⭕, house&techno, Union Saint-Gilloise 💛💙.
Cancer bio, stats, dataviz, Java, R, JS.
From MI 👉✋, now 🇧🇪🇪🇺.
⭕, house&techno, Union Saint-Gilloise 💛💙.
Cancer bio, stats, dataviz, Java, R, JS.
From MI 👉✋, now 🇧🇪🇪🇺.
Hi Bluesky 👋
I got tired of crossposting from Twitter, sorry. I miss the old times.
I got tired of crossposting from Twitter, sorry. I miss the old times.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hi Bluesky 👋
I got tired of crossposting from Twitter, sorry. I miss the old times.
I got tired of crossposting from Twitter, sorry. I miss the old times.
Buona sera à tous
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Buona Sera - Live At The Sahara Casino, Las Vegas, NV/1958/2005 Remastered
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November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Buona sera à tous
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Nummum finge et sigillum lambe
November 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nummum finge et sigillum lambe
But there will come a day
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
But there will come a day
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
It's Not All Saints day if you're an incel.
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It's Not All Saints day if you're an incel.
Local crew is all off to Madrid for a imperially-appropriated Dia de Los Muertos, hella tapas, and the USG-Atletico game on Tuesday.
Me, I'm looking forward to an austere week of work. 💀
Me, I'm looking forward to an austere week of work. 💀
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Local crew is all off to Madrid for a imperially-appropriated Dia de Los Muertos, hella tapas, and the USG-Atletico game on Tuesday.
Me, I'm looking forward to an austere week of work. 💀
Me, I'm looking forward to an austere week of work. 💀
Candy for breakfast but what I really want is bacon
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Candy for breakfast but what I really want is bacon
Bus -> metro -> bus. Elleffgee.
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I Can't Wait
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October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Bus -> metro -> bus. Elleffgee.
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spotify.link/YtwSkVtgVXb
My favorite beer: Brasserie Tartaruga'a Super Fresca
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My favorite beer: Brasserie Tartaruga'a Super Fresca
I got 17 mini Snickers and 15 mini Twix. I figure I'll only run out if kids start taking mittfuls.
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I got 17 mini Snickers and 15 mini Twix. I figure I'll only run out if kids start taking mittfuls.
All you need is
youtu.be/ZL6tGoTawI4?...
youtu.be/ZL6tGoTawI4?...
Micheal Jackson's Thriller Solo Beat - 10 min loop (Bass boosted + Hi-Hats) 🐸
YouTube video by KRIM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
All you need is
youtu.be/ZL6tGoTawI4?...
youtu.be/ZL6tGoTawI4?...
Someone sends me a FB link and I worry they'll reactivate my account if I click.
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Someone sends me a FB link and I worry they'll reactivate my account if I click.
Proud to share that the AI company I founded, mephistophel.es has ARR going through the roof and next year we're launching twenty new data centers near critical wetlands and urban reservoirs.
We're hiring. 😉
We're hiring. 😉
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Proud to share that the AI company I founded, mephistophel.es has ARR going through the roof and next year we're launching twenty new data centers near critical wetlands and urban reservoirs.
We're hiring. 😉
We're hiring. 😉
Data centers are the new oil pipelines.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Data centers are the new oil pipelines.
Yeah, I don't have a costume for tonight since I'm going to the function solo. Doesn't stop me from hoping to see yours tho. I have candy to share, too. I mean I don't right now but I'm going to the store in a bit.
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Yeah, I don't have a costume for tonight since I'm going to the function solo. Doesn't stop me from hoping to see yours tho. I have candy to share, too. I mean I don't right now but I'm going to the store in a bit.
Caught myself sayin' "Don't maybe; maybe doesn't help me."
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Caught myself sayin' "Don't maybe; maybe doesn't help me."
I'm in a better mood today, btw. It's sunny and red-golden leaves are fluttering down from the trees in the backyard. Soon all the neighbors will be able to see into each other's windows.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I'm in a better mood today, btw. It's sunny and red-golden leaves are fluttering down from the trees in the backyard. Soon all the neighbors will be able to see into each other's windows.
Congress ain't comin' back, y'know; we doin' executive orders now. George Lucas sayin' told-ya-so.
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Congress ain't comin' back, y'know; we doin' executive orders now. George Lucas sayin' told-ya-so.
It's my mom who loves puns, so for me they're more like "mom jokes". I don't think she approves of mom jokes tho.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It's my mom who loves puns, so for me they're more like "mom jokes". I don't think she approves of mom jokes tho.
Buddy told me last night there's a general strike planned on Nov 26th so I might still be in Turkey for Thanksgiving.
[sorry, I will not let that dad joke go]
[sorry, I will not let that dad joke go]
October 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Buddy told me last night there's a general strike planned on Nov 26th so I might still be in Turkey for Thanksgiving.
[sorry, I will not let that dad joke go]
[sorry, I will not let that dad joke go]
Prob'ly won't make my 5pm meeting on time if I have a beer at the park before running home; but I will try.
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Prob'ly won't make my 5pm meeting on time if I have a beer at the park before running home; but I will try.
Once again listening to this on repeat. That kinda day.
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Premiers Symptômes
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October 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Once again listening to this on repeat. That kinda day.
spotify.link/H97DYT6iRXb
spotify.link/H97DYT6iRXb
A moment from Sunday with the guys before the Union match - we met at a buddy's place and the Villa-City match was on. A player got a bloody nose and I asked if they would just let him play. The guys were like 🤷♀️ and I realized they were all so young they didn't remember HIV.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A moment from Sunday with the guys before the Union match - we met at a buddy's place and the Villa-City match was on. A player got a bloody nose and I asked if they would just let him play. The guys were like 🤷♀️ and I realized they were all so young they didn't remember HIV.
It's either a lie or the face of reality; I can't really tell.
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It's either a lie or the face of reality; I can't really tell.