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Byron
@byronic.bsky.social
Leftist punk-ass CSPAM poster. Kicking down the door and here to help.

Max-level devops just below the rich decision makers. Lower class, low class, punches above weight class; disallows false modesty.

ex-catholic (you can too! ask me how) [he/they]
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as I often say, dems delenda est. I don't know if it's possible for us to TEA Party them at this point especially given my experiences with the AL dems, but damn am I up for it. Throw them all in the trash
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ope -3 now
what is your favorite Alabama rushing yard?
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Like this was not a joke lmfao bsky.app/profile/jera...
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This is what we call a good old fashioned beat down
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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We can't talk with any sort of certainty. Theres always the chance the committee hotboxes that hotel ballroom and goes "fuck it. ole miss lost their coach. Drop them to #17. texas is #9 because Arch won the bye week. I was watching the MAC game so i only know the score of the big 12 game, byu NR"
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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More like Kalen DeGettingBlownOut
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I wish Texas was gonna make it in, but in lieu of that it makes me very happy to see Alabama get utterly blown out. Hopefully the UGA dominance tonight blew them far, far away from the playoffs
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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james dobson. now that he’s dead there’s more you could say without fear of legal reprisal
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Speaking of A Christmas Carol, here’s something I got from @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social, of the Lupin III gang playing the roles!

“Come in and know me better, man!”
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
nothing I love more than watching a bama quarterback get exposed and wrecked
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Seeing lots of posts about Stranger Things and reminded me that a crucial skill to have is to be able to bail on any show or movie or book or whatever that even seems like it has the potential to fucking suck. Nope. Dump it. Not my problem.
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I have some idea of where to start
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Prison rules in the SEC Championship. Not just "no concussion, no foul," but "no immobilized gurney, no foul"
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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don't care who the committee puts in as long as georgia beats alabama so hard they land somewhere far outside the playoff
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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finally not playing scared of these guys
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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trump stripped of fifa peace prize after routine military invasion of oberlin college descends into lurid massacre
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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This is what we need Kickstopper for. Swear to god. Chip in a few bucks to make a tech bro just fucking stop
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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i don’t know if i’ll win it but i’m being told they are considering me for the hooters prize for handsome boys
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Meet Mother Hotdog — the mother of ALL hotdogs 🌭
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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these officials cant see bro
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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there have been so many “why are we even reviewing this” moments this season
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM