＊ 𝕄O͜͡RALE𝕊.
@bxmbastic.bsky.social
ᅠᅠ# ex-𝙀𝙊𝘿 𝘚𝘗𝘌𝘊𝘐𝘈𝘓𝘐𝘚𝘛 ◞ ( 💣 ) 𝟐/𝟐 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 ; ── “Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ 𝑓ᴇᴡ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs ᴛʜᴀᴛ 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 ʙᴇ sᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀ sᴜɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ʜɪɢʜ ɛx̱plɔs̱ɪʋɛs̱.” ⟢
#oc #multiverserp (esp/eng acc.)
#oc #multiverserp (esp/eng acc.)
No estaba muerto, estaba de parranda.
September 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
No estaba muerto, estaba de parranda.
He’s drinking a from beer can while watching some TikTok videos.
June 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He’s drinking a from beer can while watching some TikTok videos.
—— “What do you mean? You have no friends besides me, you fucker.” ——
June 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
—— “What do you mean? You have no friends besides me, you fucker.” ——
—— “Why is this mother fucker bragging about his height now?” ——
Points Val.
Points Val.
June 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
—— “Why is this mother fucker bragging about his height now?” ——
Points Val.
Points Val.
—— “Meh, aburrido. ¿Por qué no hacemos algo esta noche? Pizzas y partido de béisbol por ejemplo.” ——
June 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
—— “Meh, aburrido. ¿Por qué no hacemos algo esta noche? Pizzas y partido de béisbol por ejemplo.” ——
—— “Heeeeeey. ¿Quiubo, bobo?” ——
June 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
—— “Heeeeeey. ¿Quiubo, bobo?” ——
Está muy tranquilo últimamente.
Como cosa rara.
Como cosa rara.
June 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Está muy tranquilo últimamente.
Como cosa rara.
Como cosa rara.
Colleja que le da.
—— “Anda que pides permiso, perro.” ——
—— “Anda que pides permiso, perro.” ——
Coge una arepa aunque aún estén ardiendo y le mete un bocao.
Ahí está su muerto de hambre favorito.
May 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Colleja que le da.
—— “Anda que pides permiso, perro.” ——
—— “Anda que pides permiso, perro.” ——
Ahí está su muerto de hambre favorito.
May 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ahí está su muerto de hambre favorito.
Adivinen quién va a hacer arepas con chicharrones para cenar.
This guy 🤙🏻
This guy 🤙🏻
May 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Adivinen quién va a hacer arepas con chicharrones para cenar.
This guy 🤙🏻
This guy 🤙🏻
—— “Hell yeah, that’s my boy!” ——
Gives him a joyful hug without being able to stop smiling.
Gives him a joyful hug without being able to stop smiling.
"You are gonna love this, because we might need a shit ton of explosives. Controlled explosions, mind you."
—– “Anyway. I don’t care if he uses it to decorate his bathroom as long as I get paid, so let’s go.” ——
May 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
—— “Hell yeah, that’s my boy!” ——
Gives him a joyful hug without being able to stop smiling.
Gives him a joyful hug without being able to stop smiling.
—– “Anyway. I don’t care if he uses it to decorate his bathroom as long as I get paid, so let’s go.” ——
"Yeah, 𝘮𝘪 𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘢 𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘭. But we are in a tough spot, man. Anyway, Mr. Bill seems to be like a collector of some kind and he's got no problem with illegal shit, so... We'll be fine."
—— “My 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘢 always said not to mess with relics, but man… Fuck it, I’m in.” ——
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
—– “Anyway. I don’t care if he uses it to decorate his bathroom as long as I get paid, so let’s go.” ——
—— “My 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘢 always said not to mess with relics, but man… Fuck it, I’m in.” ——
"Well, there's this guy, Mr. Bill or something like that, who found me and asked me to have a word. Apparently he's interested in a relic, and I know, I know we don't fuck with relics, but it's ten grand!"
—— “TEN GRAND?” ——
Slaps his back while draws a wide smile on his face.
—— “You should told me that earlier, dude! C’mon, catch me up.” ——
Slaps his back while draws a wide smile on his face.
—— “You should told me that earlier, dude! C’mon, catch me up.” ——
May 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
—— “My 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘢 always said not to mess with relics, but man… Fuck it, I’m in.” ——
—— “TEN GRAND?” ——
Slaps his back while draws a wide smile on his face.
—— “You should told me that earlier, dude! C’mon, catch me up.” ——
Slaps his back while draws a wide smile on his face.
—— “You should told me that earlier, dude! C’mon, catch me up.” ——
"I mean a job, 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘰! Who cares about twenty bucks when ten grand is knocking at the door?"
—— “What do you mean with «a client»?” ——
He’s all ears now.
—— “And I’d rather do the talking next time.” ——
He’s all ears now.
—— “And I’d rather do the talking next time.” ——
May 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
—— “TEN GRAND?” ——
Slaps his back while draws a wide smile on his face.
—— “You should told me that earlier, dude! C’mon, catch me up.” ——
Slaps his back while draws a wide smile on his face.
—— “You should told me that earlier, dude! C’mon, catch me up.” ——
—— “What do you mean with «a client»?” ——
He’s all ears now.
—— “And I’d rather do the talking next time.” ——
He’s all ears now.
—— “And I’d rather do the talking next time.” ——
"Oh, come on, don't be like that. I had to invite a 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵."
Val arched his eyebrows.
"See? You put the money and I do the talking."
Val arched his eyebrows.
"See? You put the money and I do the talking."
—— “𝘚𝘢𝘱𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘫𝘶𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘢. That was all I have left.” ——
Now he’ll need to steal someone’s car again, great.
Now he’ll need to steal someone’s car again, great.
May 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
—— “What do you mean with «a client»?” ——
He’s all ears now.
—— “And I’d rather do the talking next time.” ——
He’s all ears now.
—— “And I’d rather do the talking next time.” ——
—— “𝘚𝘢𝘱𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘫𝘶𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘢. That was all I have left.” ——
Now he’ll need to steal someone’s car again, great.
Now he’ll need to steal someone’s car again, great.
"Don't have 'em anymore. I was craving an english breakfast."
No baked beans, fuck them beans.
No baked beans, fuck them beans.
Takes back the wallet and without even looking inside, he looks back at him.
—— “And my 20 bucks.” ——
—— “And my 20 bucks.” ——
May 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
—— “𝘚𝘢𝘱𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘫𝘶𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘢. That was all I have left.” ——
Now he’ll need to steal someone’s car again, great.
Now he’ll need to steal someone’s car again, great.
// friendly reminder that this acc. is both english and spanish so feel free while interacting with this jackass 🤙🏻
May 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
// friendly reminder that this acc. is both english and spanish so feel free while interacting with this jackass 🤙🏻
Takes back the wallet and without even looking inside, he looks back at him.
—— “And my 20 bucks.” ——
—— “And my 20 bucks.” ——
"Hah-… All yours."
Pulls the wallet out of his pocket and hands it over to Santi.
Pulls the wallet out of his pocket and hands it over to Santi.
—— “Anyway.
Give me back my wallet, you bastard.” ——
Give me back my wallet, you bastard.” ——
May 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Takes back the wallet and without even looking inside, he looks back at him.
—— “And my 20 bucks.” ——
—— “And my 20 bucks.” ——
—— “Anyway.
Give me back my wallet, you bastard.” ——
Give me back my wallet, you bastard.” ——
"And also because that happens way too often. But I love being right~"
—— “I hate when you’re right.” ——
May 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
—— “Anyway.
Give me back my wallet, you bastard.” ——
Give me back my wallet, you bastard.” ——
—— “I hate when you’re right.” ——
"I am, Trouble is my second name and you'd be bored as hell without me."
—— “That’s ‘cause you’re a fucking 𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢.” ——
May 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
—— “I hate when you’re right.” ——
Wait a damn minute-.
Where is his fucking wallet?!
Where is his fucking wallet?!
May 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wait a damn minute-.
Where is his fucking wallet?!
Where is his fucking wallet?!
—— “That’s ‘cause you’re a fucking 𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢.” ——
"I don't have any others so... Yeah!"
—— “Awwww, I’m your best fwend.” ——
May 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
—— “That’s ‘cause you’re a fucking 𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢.” ——
—— “Awwww, I’m your best fwend.” ——
I can't believe my best friend is an absolute idiot.
May 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
—— “Awwww, I’m your best fwend.” ——
Reposted by ＊ 𝕄O͜͡RALE𝕊.
Actually, scratch that. Look at him. He's like… the perfect idiot.
May 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Actually, scratch that. Look at him. He's like… the perfect idiot.
Reposted by ＊ 𝕄O͜͡RALE𝕊.
I can't believe my best friend is an absolute idiot.
May 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I can't believe my best friend is an absolute idiot.