🌷Shea🌷
@buttery-shea.bsky.social
Grammar and spelling mistakes are completely unintentional. They may be avoidable but I refuse to increase my font size!
Need jokes and humor more than ever.
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Need jokes and humor more than ever.
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
I hope their lips are so chapped the crack all winter.
I hope they can’t find a lotion thick enough to soothe their ash for the next 3 winters.
I hope they can’t find a lotion thick enough to soothe their ash for the next 3 winters.
a man in a yellow shirt that says ug shakes hands with another man
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt that says you played yourself
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December 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I hope their lips are so chapped the crack all winter.
I hope they can’t find a lotion thick enough to soothe their ash for the next 3 winters.
I hope they can’t find a lotion thick enough to soothe their ash for the next 3 winters.
And the American public are the suckers born every minute just eating it up
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
And the American public are the suckers born every minute just eating it up
I’ve been looking to replace my ring camera. I almost bought a Blink camera from Costco…then saw small print that said “Amazon.”
Can you access your feed live, and does it have a doorbell?
Can you access your feed live, and does it have a doorbell?
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’ve been looking to replace my ring camera. I almost bought a Blink camera from Costco…then saw small print that said “Amazon.”
Can you access your feed live, and does it have a doorbell?
Can you access your feed live, and does it have a doorbell?
Is it??
Pulls out calculator:
.005% of $100,000 is $5.
So that’s like us common folk giving a five dollar bill to combat homelessness and wanting acknowledgement for it.
Pulls out calculator:
.005% of $100,000 is $5.
So that’s like us common folk giving a five dollar bill to combat homelessness and wanting acknowledgement for it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Is it??
Pulls out calculator:
.005% of $100,000 is $5.
So that’s like us common folk giving a five dollar bill to combat homelessness and wanting acknowledgement for it.
Pulls out calculator:
.005% of $100,000 is $5.
So that’s like us common folk giving a five dollar bill to combat homelessness and wanting acknowledgement for it.
It’s funny when people state something as historical fact based only on their knowledge of the fact.
Micheal Jackson might have been the first pop star I knew…doesn’t make him the first pop star. Or the first controversial one.
Micheal Jackson might have been the first pop star I knew…doesn’t make him the first pop star. Or the first controversial one.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s funny when people state something as historical fact based only on their knowledge of the fact.
Micheal Jackson might have been the first pop star I knew…doesn’t make him the first pop star. Or the first controversial one.
Micheal Jackson might have been the first pop star I knew…doesn’t make him the first pop star. Or the first controversial one.
Reesie inspired sing-alongs
a man and a woman are dancing on a stage .
Alt: Cephus and Reesie from In Living Color are dancing on a stage while, undoubtedly, over singing somebody’s song while wearing tacky metallic mint green costumes
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December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reesie inspired sing-alongs
This-tone-deaf-lady-sings-the-ABC’s is too long innit?
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This-tone-deaf-lady-sings-the-ABC’s is too long innit?
COMPRA! COMPRA!! COMPRA!!!
a woman says confused in spanish in front of a sign that says alvarez productions
Alt: a woman is confused [in spanish]
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December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
COMPRA! COMPRA!! COMPRA!!!
Dang, is that where I went wrong?!?
a woman says " this is a shame " in a pink shirt
Alt: a woman says " this is a shame " in a pink shirt
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December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dang, is that where I went wrong?!?
*secretly wonders if eating leftovers is why my stomach talks louder than I do half the time.
Bravado: Ye’an gotta worry bout me
*panics
Bravado: Ye’an gotta worry bout me
*panics
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
*secretly wonders if eating leftovers is why my stomach talks louder than I do half the time.
Bravado: Ye’an gotta worry bout me
*panics
Bravado: Ye’an gotta worry bout me
*panics
My guts are strong.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My guts are strong.
LOL! See you on the other side bro!
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
LOL! See you on the other side bro!
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
I remember specifically in past years it taking almost a week to get Black Friday numbers!
I remember specifically in past years it taking almost a week to get Black Friday numbers!
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
I remember specifically in past years it taking almost a week to get Black Friday numbers!
I remember specifically in past years it taking almost a week to get Black Friday numbers!
Let me shut my complaining ass up. I don’t have to get in my car and go nowhere until Thursday.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Let me shut my complaining ass up. I don’t have to get in my car and go nowhere until Thursday.