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Grammar and spelling mistakes are completely unintentional. They may be avoidable but I refuse to increase my font size!

Need jokes and humor more than ever.

#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
I hope their lips are so chapped the crack all winter.

I hope they can’t find a lotion thick enough to soothe their ash for the next 3 winters.
a man in a yellow shirt that says ug shakes hands with another man
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt that says you played yourself
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December 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And the American public are the suckers born every minute just eating it up
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’ve been looking to replace my ring camera. I almost bought a Blink camera from Costco…then saw small print that said “Amazon.”

Can you access your feed live, and does it have a doorbell?
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Is it??

Pulls out calculator:

.005% of $100,000 is $5.

So that’s like us common folk giving a five dollar bill to combat homelessness and wanting acknowledgement for it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It’s funny when people state something as historical fact based only on their knowledge of the fact.

Micheal Jackson might have been the first pop star I knew…doesn’t make him the first pop star. Or the first controversial one.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This-tone-deaf-lady-sings-the-ABC’s is too long innit?
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ahh. Thank you!
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Is that Tim Scott?
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
COMPRA! COMPRA!! COMPRA!!!
a woman says confused in spanish in front of a sign that says alvarez productions
Alt: a woman is confused [in spanish]
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Dang, is that where I went wrong?!?
a woman says " this is a shame " in a pink shirt
Alt: a woman says " this is a shame " in a pink shirt
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
*secretly wonders if eating leftovers is why my stomach talks louder than I do half the time.

Bravado: Ye’an gotta worry bout me

*panics
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My guts are strong.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
LOL! See you on the other side bro!
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

I remember specifically in past years it taking almost a week to get Black Friday numbers!
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Let me shut my complaining ass up. I don’t have to get in my car and go nowhere until Thursday.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM