🌷Shea🌷
@buttery-shea.bsky.social
Grammar and spelling mistakes are completely unintentional. They may be avoidable but I refuse to increase my font size!
Need jokes and humor more than ever.
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Need jokes and humor more than ever.
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
It’s so late.
Checks time.
Checks time.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’s so late.
Checks time.
Checks time.
12A
Tatcha Camellia Cleansing oil
It’s pricey but EXTREMELY gentle and super effective. I could was with this 5 times a day and my skin would never dry out or get irritated. The “oil” completely emulsifies when water is added and rinses completely from your skin leaving no oil and no makeup.
Tatcha Camellia Cleansing oil
It’s pricey but EXTREMELY gentle and super effective. I could was with this 5 times a day and my skin would never dry out or get irritated. The “oil” completely emulsifies when water is added and rinses completely from your skin leaving no oil and no makeup.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
12A
Tatcha Camellia Cleansing oil
It’s pricey but EXTREMELY gentle and super effective. I could was with this 5 times a day and my skin would never dry out or get irritated. The “oil” completely emulsifies when water is added and rinses completely from your skin leaving no oil and no makeup.
Tatcha Camellia Cleansing oil
It’s pricey but EXTREMELY gentle and super effective. I could was with this 5 times a day and my skin would never dry out or get irritated. The “oil” completely emulsifies when water is added and rinses completely from your skin leaving no oil and no makeup.
Unsolicited Dick pic.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Unsolicited Dick pic.
People kill me with their “spells,” “curse,” and “demons.” Your God sounds super weak that casually saying everyday words alters the course of your divinely planned path.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People kill me with their “spells,” “curse,” and “demons.” Your God sounds super weak that casually saying everyday words alters the course of your divinely planned path.
Why are people downright lying on the internet?
2 disabled adult children would quality for SSI; 2 SSI checks means they had money to pay for 10 days worth of food. Furloughed employees qualify for unemployment which also pays for food. And continued SNAP benefits are on the chopping block too.
2 disabled adult children would quality for SSI; 2 SSI checks means they had money to pay for 10 days worth of food. Furloughed employees qualify for unemployment which also pays for food. And continued SNAP benefits are on the chopping block too.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Why are people downright lying on the internet?
2 disabled adult children would quality for SSI; 2 SSI checks means they had money to pay for 10 days worth of food. Furloughed employees qualify for unemployment which also pays for food. And continued SNAP benefits are on the chopping block too.
2 disabled adult children would quality for SSI; 2 SSI checks means they had money to pay for 10 days worth of food. Furloughed employees qualify for unemployment which also pays for food. And continued SNAP benefits are on the chopping block too.
“I punched him dead in his eye and said, Who you calling a bitch”
-Autobiographical lyrics from UNITY
-Autobiographical lyrics from UNITY
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“I punched him dead in his eye and said, Who you calling a bitch”
-Autobiographical lyrics from UNITY
-Autobiographical lyrics from UNITY
These were the first “bottles” of water. And they were lugged out at every cookout, field day, family reunion, and funeral.
That must be the “other” experience.
That must be the “other” experience.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
These were the first “bottles” of water. And they were lugged out at every cookout, field day, family reunion, and funeral.
That must be the “other” experience.
That must be the “other” experience.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend
Me and Geto Boys went trick-or-treating
Me and Geto Boys went trick-or-treating
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This year Halloween fell on a weekend
Me and Geto Boys went trick-or-treating
Me and Geto Boys went trick-or-treating
I feel like this is a very valid question.
I doubt you can fly or teleport. I wouldn’t recommend buying one.
Put on your Janet Jackson Runaway sandals and jump, honey!
I doubt you can fly or teleport. I wouldn’t recommend buying one.
Put on your Janet Jackson Runaway sandals and jump, honey!
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I feel like this is a very valid question.
I doubt you can fly or teleport. I wouldn’t recommend buying one.
Put on your Janet Jackson Runaway sandals and jump, honey!
I doubt you can fly or teleport. I wouldn’t recommend buying one.
Put on your Janet Jackson Runaway sandals and jump, honey!
Oh you know. A lone wolf white kid just being a typical kid.
*Whispers* “He’s 40”
Yeah, like I said. Typical kid.
*Whispers* “He’s 40”
Yeah, like I said. Typical kid.
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh you know. A lone wolf white kid just being a typical kid.
*Whispers* “He’s 40”
Yeah, like I said. Typical kid.
*Whispers* “He’s 40”
Yeah, like I said. Typical kid.
You ever know what you want to say but can’t find the words? This was the best example I could find. The pinks and purples in your painting would do well in a green room but they have to be the same …type (word I can’t remember)
so you wouldn’t put the vintage green with the splatoon pink..
so you wouldn’t put the vintage green with the splatoon pink..
October 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You ever know what you want to say but can’t find the words? This was the best example I could find. The pinks and purples in your painting would do well in a green room but they have to be the same …type (word I can’t remember)
so you wouldn’t put the vintage green with the splatoon pink..
so you wouldn’t put the vintage green with the splatoon pink..
I love a good golden hour photo. I have better, but these are the ones not taken from my house.
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I love a good golden hour photo. I have better, but these are the ones not taken from my house.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
-Manny Delgado Modern Family S8 E7 November 16, 2016
TV shows predicting the future
-Manny Delgado Modern Family S8 E7 November 16, 2016
TV shows predicting the future
October 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
-Manny Delgado Modern Family S8 E7 November 16, 2016
TV shows predicting the future
-Manny Delgado Modern Family S8 E7 November 16, 2016
TV shows predicting the future
Unsolicited sick pic
October 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Unsolicited sick pic
May your workday be touch-less.
September 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
May your workday be touch-less.
As I promised last night:
TIMELINE CLEANSE!
TIMELINE CLEANSE!
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
As I promised last night:
TIMELINE CLEANSE!
TIMELINE CLEANSE!
Good morning to all the people successfully adulting this morning!
If you haven’t slapped anyone this morning, you deserve a treat!!
If you haven’t slapped anyone this morning, you deserve a treat!!
September 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning to all the people successfully adulting this morning!
If you haven’t slapped anyone this morning, you deserve a treat!!
If you haven’t slapped anyone this morning, you deserve a treat!!
I love this for us! Let the block party continue!!
PS: block her back if she blocked you first.
PS: block her back if she blocked you first.
September 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I love this for us! Let the block party continue!!
PS: block her back if she blocked you first.
PS: block her back if she blocked you first.
Furniture and Home Decor brands:
We are collaborating with this fresh new designer, all about bold individuality. See the exciting decor below.
The “bold,” “exciting” decor:
We are collaborating with this fresh new designer, all about bold individuality. See the exciting decor below.
The “bold,” “exciting” decor:
September 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Furniture and Home Decor brands:
We are collaborating with this fresh new designer, all about bold individuality. See the exciting decor below.
The “bold,” “exciting” decor:
We are collaborating with this fresh new designer, all about bold individuality. See the exciting decor below.
The “bold,” “exciting” decor:
IT WORKED! IT WORKED
September 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
IT WORKED! IT WORKED