🌷Shea🌷
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Grammar and spelling mistakes are completely unintentional. They may be avoidable but I refuse to increase my font size!
Need jokes and humor more than ever.
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Need jokes and humor more than ever.
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Eminem was the first to have a diss record.
Eminem was the first rapper to have an album on CD.
Eminem was the first rapper with an alter ego.
Eminem was the first rapper to have an album on CD.
Eminem was the first rapper with an alter ego.
I open up this app and the first thing I see is somebody saying that Eminem is the reason for Parental Advisory stickers…
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a microphone in front of a nba finals sign
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a microphone in front of a nba finals sign
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December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Eminem was the first to have a diss record.
Eminem was the first rapper to have an album on CD.
Eminem was the first rapper with an alter ego.
Eminem was the first rapper to have an album on CD.
Eminem was the first rapper with an alter ego.
This baby smiles so large every time I sing the ABC’s. He scowls for everyone else, including Ms. Rachel.
a brown and white dog is laying on a couch with the words `` so much cuteness '' written above it .
Alt: a brown and white dog is looking up between the cracks of a couch with the words `` so much cuteness '' written above it .
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December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This baby smiles so large every time I sing the ABC’s. He scowls for everyone else, including Ms. Rachel.
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Hey you.
The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone.
Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break.
Even problem solvers need rest.
You’re doing better than you think.
The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone.
Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break.
Even problem solvers need rest.
You’re doing better than you think.
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hey you.
The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone.
Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break.
Even problem solvers need rest.
You’re doing better than you think.
The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone.
Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break.
Even problem solvers need rest.
You’re doing better than you think.
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Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
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Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
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Might gotta get to it…
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Might gotta get to it…
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
The Sagittarian delegation officially reprimands the original poster of this hateful skeet.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Sagittarian delegation officially reprimands the original poster of this hateful skeet.
This reminds me, I need to get revaccinated. My immunity diminished.
The surging number of measles cases around the world is a stark warning sign that outbreaks of other vaccine-preventable diseases could be next, the World Health Organization warns.
Surging measles cases are 'fire alarm' warning that other diseases could be next
As measles cases continue to rise around the globe, the World Health Organization warns it's a signal that other disease outbreaks could soon follow.
nbcnews.to
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This reminds me, I need to get revaccinated. My immunity diminished.
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We ain’t buying shit! This Friday ain’t “Black” ‘cuz we got each others’ back.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
We ain’t buying shit! This Friday ain’t “Black” ‘cuz we got each others’ back.
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I don’t give af about holidays but I enjoy linking with my cousins. Was missing baby Jay severely
People pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee do not drink and drive
People pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee do not drink and drive
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t give af about holidays but I enjoy linking with my cousins. Was missing baby Jay severely
People pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee do not drink and drive
People pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee do not drink and drive
Meeeee toooooo!
It’s not ant. There’s a whole “u” in there getting ignored!!
“Ant” is short for Anthony. You calling your aunt Anthony Peaches.
(As you see, I have strong opinions about insignificant stuff)
It’s not ant. There’s a whole “u” in there getting ignored!!
“Ant” is short for Anthony. You calling your aunt Anthony Peaches.
(As you see, I have strong opinions about insignificant stuff)
when folks say “ain’t tee” for auntie <<<<<
I hate it so bad lol
I hate it so bad lol
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Meeeee toooooo!
It’s not ant. There’s a whole “u” in there getting ignored!!
“Ant” is short for Anthony. You calling your aunt Anthony Peaches.
(As you see, I have strong opinions about insignificant stuff)
It’s not ant. There’s a whole “u” in there getting ignored!!
“Ant” is short for Anthony. You calling your aunt Anthony Peaches.
(As you see, I have strong opinions about insignificant stuff)
I’on really care about giving it up on the first night.
That just let’s me know that he know what he want outta life!
That just let’s me know that he know what he want outta life!
"She gon think I'm a HO."
Is this the boy version of "where are my panties?"?
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’on really care about giving it up on the first night.
That just let’s me know that he know what he want outta life!
That just let’s me know that he know what he want outta life!
The fact that I cannot stream Addam’s Family Values on Thanksgiving Day feels racist.
a girl in a native american outfit is holding a lit match in her hand
Alt: Wednesday Addams in a native american outfit is holding a lit match in her hand
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November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The fact that I cannot stream Addam’s Family Values on Thanksgiving Day feels racist.
Al Roker is a tiny man 😱
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Al Roker is a tiny man 😱
Everyone performing at this Macy’s Parade is a horrible lip syncer.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Everyone performing at this Macy’s Parade is a horrible lip syncer.
You feel me?!?
I wanted to flip a table!
I wanted to flip a table!
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You feel me?!?
I wanted to flip a table!
I wanted to flip a table!
Yep. Time and genetics did give me a Broke Back Walk.
I didn’t ask for this.
I didn’t ask for this.
If you just wait… time and metabolism will give you a BBW
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yep. Time and genetics did give me a Broke Back Walk.
I didn’t ask for this.
I didn’t ask for this.
I think about random stuff from years ago and get mad about it.
Like the time I was buzzed while playing Taboo because I said “the biggest city in America” when the word was “New York City”
Like the time I was buzzed while playing Taboo because I said “the biggest city in America” when the word was “New York City”
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I think about random stuff from years ago and get mad about it.
Like the time I was buzzed while playing Taboo because I said “the biggest city in America” when the word was “New York City”
Like the time I was buzzed while playing Taboo because I said “the biggest city in America” when the word was “New York City”
No.
Does anyone in this family make good decisions?
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No.
I’m devastated that two members of the National Guard were killed “in action” while deployed domestically over some bullshit!
My hope is that this angers his base enough to have them put back on reserve status. My fear is it escalates military operations in cities.
My hope is that this angers his base enough to have them put back on reserve status. My fear is it escalates military operations in cities.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m devastated that two members of the National Guard were killed “in action” while deployed domestically over some bullshit!
My hope is that this angers his base enough to have them put back on reserve status. My fear is it escalates military operations in cities.
My hope is that this angers his base enough to have them put back on reserve status. My fear is it escalates military operations in cities.
A reenactment of my day:
Act I: Aww, someone sent me flowers for my birthday 😀
Act II: Ooh, there’s a gift card attached 🥹
Act III: A HUNDRED DOLLARSSSSS 💃🏽
Act IV: It’s to Sam’s Club 😩
Act I: Aww, someone sent me flowers for my birthday 😀
Act II: Ooh, there’s a gift card attached 🥹
Act III: A HUNDRED DOLLARSSSSS 💃🏽
Act IV: It’s to Sam’s Club 😩
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A reenactment of my day:
Act I: Aww, someone sent me flowers for my birthday 😀
Act II: Ooh, there’s a gift card attached 🥹
Act III: A HUNDRED DOLLARSSSSS 💃🏽
Act IV: It’s to Sam’s Club 😩
Act I: Aww, someone sent me flowers for my birthday 😀
Act II: Ooh, there’s a gift card attached 🥹
Act III: A HUNDRED DOLLARSSSSS 💃🏽
Act IV: It’s to Sam’s Club 😩
I have been shamed. Considering changing my name to long shinned gremlin.
Short people have elite face cards though, and you long shinned gremlins could never.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I have been shamed. Considering changing my name to long shinned gremlin.
I’ve heard of this but never seen a clip. Tim Reid playing off his laugh is hilarious!
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’ve heard of this but never seen a clip. Tim Reid playing off his laugh is hilarious!
🦃🦃🦃
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