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Been sober for 2.5 years and yet I keep having nightmares where I just suddenly forget I'm pregnant and go absolutely feral at the worlds craziest house party and then am like...OH NO WAIT and am devastated 😭🙂↔️
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Been sober for 2.5 years and yet I keep having nightmares where I just suddenly forget I'm pregnant and go absolutely feral at the worlds craziest house party and then am like...OH NO WAIT and am devastated 😭🙂↔️
Felt like I was wasting my entire youth filling up water bottles and pet bowls at the refrigerator so I took this stupid little brass bitch out of the water line and now we've got floooow baybee!! I am dad!!!
October 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Felt like I was wasting my entire youth filling up water bottles and pet bowls at the refrigerator so I took this stupid little brass bitch out of the water line and now we've got floooow baybee!! I am dad!!!
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my perfect wife got me a pop up bathtub for my birthday and I cant even explain to you how important this is for me on a regular day but especially now in my knocked up state 😭🙌🏻
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
my perfect wife got me a pop up bathtub for my birthday and I cant even explain to you how important this is for me on a regular day but especially now in my knocked up state 😭🙌🏻
Rewatching Steven Universe because I need to feel like maybe this planet is still worth saving
September 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Rewatching Steven Universe because I need to feel like maybe this planet is still worth saving
I love how much everyone in my neighborhood hates round-abouts. The facebook group is absolutely popping off about them adding a new one and Im just delighting in it 😂 suddenly Susan is a city engineer!! Who knew!!
August 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I love how much everyone in my neighborhood hates round-abouts. The facebook group is absolutely popping off about them adding a new one and Im just delighting in it 😂 suddenly Susan is a city engineer!! Who knew!!
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Tallying up our expenses and making a budget on this fine Sunday evening I've never been more excited to be broke!!
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ALT: a black keyboard with the letter r on the bottom right
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June 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tallying up our expenses and making a budget on this fine Sunday evening I've never been more excited to be broke!!
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a good omen
June 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
a good omen
the problem with living so close to Canada is that sometimes Im driving to work and am like what if I...just kept going...haha...to Canada jk lol...pick up Summer on the way 🤪 nah just playing...just a quick trip tho...haha
June 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
the problem with living so close to Canada is that sometimes Im driving to work and am like what if I...just kept going...haha...to Canada jk lol...pick up Summer on the way 🤪 nah just playing...just a quick trip tho...haha
I wish they didn't call it terastallization because I cannot say terastallization
May 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I wish they didn't call it terastallization because I cannot say terastallization
Once again my workplace falls to shambles and everybody starts fighting the moment I step away 😂 any other personality hires out there??
May 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Once again my workplace falls to shambles and everybody starts fighting the moment I step away 😂 any other personality hires out there??
Everything I've learned about Koalas has been against my will!! Freaky, dirty, angry little goblins!! Everything they do is disgusting to me!!!
April 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Everything I've learned about Koalas has been against my will!! Freaky, dirty, angry little goblins!! Everything they do is disgusting to me!!!
Just remembered that one time at the local movie theater where they'd give you a buzzer that lit up when your food was ready so they could find you in the theater - these old ladies screamed at us to turn our phones off the SECOND our buzzer lit up 😂 like its not phones Nancy its mozzarella stix!!
April 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just remembered that one time at the local movie theater where they'd give you a buzzer that lit up when your food was ready so they could find you in the theater - these old ladies screamed at us to turn our phones off the SECOND our buzzer lit up 😂 like its not phones Nancy its mozzarella stix!!
Every time I watch a movie and Im like "wow this location is beautiful I wonder where they shot it" the answer is always somewhere in Canada 🧐
March 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Every time I watch a movie and Im like "wow this location is beautiful I wonder where they shot it" the answer is always somewhere in Canada 🧐
feels like everyone woke up today and decided to be my enemy and idk if its the hormones or WHAT but everybody better wake up tomorrow and just be normal and reasonable or ELSE
March 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
feels like everyone woke up today and decided to be my enemy and idk if its the hormones or WHAT but everybody better wake up tomorrow and just be normal and reasonable or ELSE
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I need a new fckn job 😪
March 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I need a new fckn job 😪
I dont know what this movie is but I'd argue its like...the original angle
The Ugly Stepsister finds a new angle for Cinderella: The Substance-style body horror
The Ugly Stepsister finds a new angle for Cinderella: The Substance-style body horror
Disney princesses find their final form in this vivid, disturbing take on fashion and feminism
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March 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I dont know what this movie is but I'd argue its like...the original angle
I keep seeing these advertisements for ppl ripping up bathrooms for cheap and putting showers where there used to be tubs but ima need the OPPOSITE!! SOMEBODY put my TUB back what kind of monster never wants to take a soak in a state where it gets below zero?? Where are the baths in this country??
February 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I keep seeing these advertisements for ppl ripping up bathrooms for cheap and putting showers where there used to be tubs but ima need the OPPOSITE!! SOMEBODY put my TUB back what kind of monster never wants to take a soak in a state where it gets below zero?? Where are the baths in this country??
Hey do u know what is not a funny joke is when you walk up to your bank teller and tell them that ur robbing them and want all their money!! Thats a bad joke don't do it!!
February 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hey do u know what is not a funny joke is when you walk up to your bank teller and tell them that ur robbing them and want all their money!! Thats a bad joke don't do it!!
eatin a cookie while I make my dinner because I am an adult!!
February 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
eatin a cookie while I make my dinner because I am an adult!!
Not to be 100 years old but I really need whoever is mixing the past few seasons of Survivor to pls turn down the music like I can hardly hear what these people are saying over the dramatic pan flute trilling along
February 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Not to be 100 years old but I really need whoever is mixing the past few seasons of Survivor to pls turn down the music like I can hardly hear what these people are saying over the dramatic pan flute trilling along