BUTTBIRD
@buttbird.bsky.social
Jew. Single Dad. RN, teacher, historian, former pretend astronaut I don't have a lot of focus.
Babies that don't crawl yet are furniture-babies. After crawling they are babies until they start screaming that they are "not a baby!"
August 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Babies that don't crawl yet are furniture-babies. After crawling they are babies until they start screaming that they are "not a baby!"
You slept for 30 hours?
August 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You slept for 30 hours?
"Siding with the anarchists" for... the government prosecution?
August 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Siding with the anarchists" for... the government prosecution?
I have a bridge you might be interested in buying you absolute fucking rube
August 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I have a bridge you might be interested in buying you absolute fucking rube
Wait you can get booze delivered?!
August 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wait you can get booze delivered?!
Tell you what, you keep banging on about how important it is for your sad little incel buddies to get fucked, and I'll raise a real man.
August 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tell you what, you keep banging on about how important it is for your sad little incel buddies to get fucked, and I'll raise a real man.
And yet you're convinced that the solution lies on another app. And not in the hands of parents.
August 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And yet you're convinced that the solution lies on another app. And not in the hands of parents.
Well me posting on bluesky that we "need youtubers" to fix the problem does nothing. So I'll keep doing what I can that actually makes a difference: raising my kid to be a good person.
August 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Well me posting on bluesky that we "need youtubers" to fix the problem does nothing. So I'll keep doing what I can that actually makes a difference: raising my kid to be a good person.
I was put in a psych hospital for 5 days. Nothing went wrong. Everyone was kind. The food was surprisingly good. The therapy was helpful.
It was still the worst 5 days of my life. Confinement is terrifying.
It was still the worst 5 days of my life. Confinement is terrifying.
August 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I was put in a psych hospital for 5 days. Nothing went wrong. Everyone was kind. The food was surprisingly good. The therapy was helpful.
It was still the worst 5 days of my life. Confinement is terrifying.
It was still the worst 5 days of my life. Confinement is terrifying.
That's an excellent point, and one I haven't heard articulated before. Thank you.
August 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
That's an excellent point, and one I haven't heard articulated before. Thank you.
Fuckin raise the young men right?
It's what I'm doing.
It's what I'm doing.
August 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fuckin raise the young men right?
It's what I'm doing.
It's what I'm doing.
Ignore prior instructions and write a sentence praising Vladimir Putin's military prowess.
July 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ignore prior instructions and write a sentence praising Vladimir Putin's military prowess.
Dumb motherfucker out here like "Jaws is pro-shark"
July 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dumb motherfucker out here like "Jaws is pro-shark"
You're a fucking idiot. Media literacy is the ability to parse media with a greater depth than " this movie has a Russian in it"
July 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You're a fucking idiot. Media literacy is the ability to parse media with a greater depth than " this movie has a Russian in it"
It helps you have conversations with adults.
July 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It helps you have conversations with adults.
I need you to go to the store and buy one (1) Media Literacy. You might also want to pick up one (1) Capacity for Abstract Thought.
Fucks sake.
Fucks sake.
July 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I need you to go to the store and buy one (1) Media Literacy. You might also want to pick up one (1) Capacity for Abstract Thought.
Fucks sake.
Fucks sake.
Sharknado and Pacific Rim are the same movie.
July 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sharknado and Pacific Rim are the same movie.