Independent Teapot
@butijustmether.bsky.social
New England artist with barely restrained inappropriate language and behavior. Polymath. Kitchen Experiments(TM). Miniaturist. Watercolor and oil paintings: www.etsy.com/shop/longefellowes
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Pulling the planet down into the pits of hell. Apt, really.
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Pulling the planet down into the pits of hell. Apt, really.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
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you open a tin of sardines and each sardine has a little edible hat
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
you open a tin of sardines and each sardine has a little edible hat
I have a baseball signed by Charlie Hough. I was in the left-outfield seats at Cleveland Municipal Stadium, and I leaned over the outfield wall and asked him to sign a batting practice ball I had. He ignored me until he turned around and saw a 20-something year old me wearing a low-cut t-shirt. LMAO
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I have a baseball signed by Charlie Hough. I was in the left-outfield seats at Cleveland Municipal Stadium, and I leaned over the outfield wall and asked him to sign a batting practice ball I had. He ignored me until he turned around and saw a 20-something year old me wearing a low-cut t-shirt. LMAO
@treblaw.bsky.social uh, are all the wishes covered? i was browsing the list and hit refresh and it is now just giving me zeros.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@treblaw.bsky.social uh, are all the wishes covered? i was browsing the list and hit refresh and it is now just giving me zeros.
First round of snow clearing complete. Reheating the potato/linguica soup I made earlier. New England winter for the win.
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
First round of snow clearing complete. Reheating the potato/linguica soup I made earlier. New England winter for the win.
Aww look what happens when you call (famous) people on their bullshit....
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
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December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Aww look what happens when you call (famous) people on their bullshit....
Just got Wham!ageddon'd ah well, that's my penalty for deciding to listen to holiday music while doing chores (normally I don't have much of anything on unless I'm painting, and that's typically EDM).
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just got Wham!ageddon'd ah well, that's my penalty for deciding to listen to holiday music while doing chores (normally I don't have much of anything on unless I'm painting, and that's typically EDM).
@rototudor.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Doc!
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@rototudor.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Doc!
Evidently my color printer is low on yellow ink, but I'm compensating for that. Progress is very slow, but it's still progress, so I'll take it. My 1/24 scale rendition of LaCigale by LeFebre; lots of work left. #miniatures #dollhouse #painting #oilpainting #lacigale #fineart #scaleminiature #art
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Evidently my color printer is low on yellow ink, but I'm compensating for that. Progress is very slow, but it's still progress, so I'll take it. My 1/24 scale rendition of LaCigale by LeFebre; lots of work left. #miniatures #dollhouse #painting #oilpainting #lacigale #fineart #scaleminiature #art
Huh. I only swear about 14% of the time. Definitely need to up my game. Then again, I doubt this tracks non-traditional insult swears like 'unfrosted pop-tart'; not certain how those factor in. Regardless, I'm fucking slacking.
@butijustmether.bsky.social has swears! They've used 141 profanities in their last 971 posts.
🥇 "shit" (21 times)
🥈 "fucking" (16 times)
🥉 "ass" (16 times)
🥇 "shit" (21 times)
🥈 "fucking" (16 times)
🥉 "ass" (16 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Huh. I only swear about 14% of the time. Definitely need to up my game. Then again, I doubt this tracks non-traditional insult swears like 'unfrosted pop-tart'; not certain how those factor in. Regardless, I'm fucking slacking.
Alright, let's see how much I have to up my game, @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Alright, let's see how much I have to up my game, @profanity.accountant
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"he meant well and loved you all along!"
Cool. well kids are humans and if you don't establish a good relationship with them all the good feelings you have in your skull are as imaginary as unicorns
Cool. well kids are humans and if you don't establish a good relationship with them all the good feelings you have in your skull are as imaginary as unicorns
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"he meant well and loved you all along!"
Cool. well kids are humans and if you don't establish a good relationship with them all the good feelings you have in your skull are as imaginary as unicorns
Cool. well kids are humans and if you don't establish a good relationship with them all the good feelings you have in your skull are as imaginary as unicorns
Time to re-up this! High-school brass quintet (plus scene-stealing percussionist) www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vB...
Sleigh Ride Brass Quintet
YouTube video by Erica Allen
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Time to re-up this! High-school brass quintet (plus scene-stealing percussionist) www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vB...
Hey @cesmustache.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hey @cesmustache.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
/begin sappy/ Thankful for a lot of things, including you crazy motherfuckers who live in my computer and phone. I've known some of you weirdos for almost 20 years now, and the fact that you're still around and haven't run off into the woods screaming, welp, that's pretty awesome. /end sappy/
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
/begin sappy/ Thankful for a lot of things, including you crazy motherfuckers who live in my computer and phone. I've known some of you weirdos for almost 20 years now, and the fact that you're still around and haven't run off into the woods screaming, welp, that's pretty awesome. /end sappy/
Here's an evening shot with the candles
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Here's an evening shot with the candles
Getting a head start on Friday. No decorations on the tree yet. And I think I might put up the Porch Tree this year too. No, I don't know why the tree looks like it has lemon yellow lights, they're white. Stupid phone.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Getting a head start on Friday. No decorations on the tree yet. And I think I might put up the Porch Tree this year too. No, I don't know why the tree looks like it has lemon yellow lights, they're white. Stupid phone.
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
This thread. The stories. Just....LMAOOOOOOO
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This thread. The stories. Just....LMAOOOOOOO
Jump? Yes. Stick the landing and/or remain uninjured? Highly doubtful.
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Jump? Yes. Stick the landing and/or remain uninjured? Highly doubtful.
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It turns out the newly elected Mayor of New York City is a skilled moron whisperer and it is sending MAGA into a full blown panic attack.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It turns out the newly elected Mayor of New York City is a skilled moron whisperer and it is sending MAGA into a full blown panic attack.
Oh, and this one. Another one that never fails to make me cry-laugh. www.tiktok.com/@tschalk10/v...
The ORIGINAL Skull Boy Sketch! check more on my Twitter @ TomStheVoice #skeleton #frontpage
TikTok video by Tom Schalk
www.tiktok.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh, and this one. Another one that never fails to make me cry-laugh. www.tiktok.com/@tschalk10/v...
Time to re-up this. Never fails to (a) sum up current conditions, and (b) make me laugh like hell. www.tiktok.com/@tired_actor...
#duet with @brock1137 no please no #funny #Welcome2021 #2021 #newyear #firstpost #viral #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #comedy #crying #2020 #RareAesthetic
TikTok video by Tired Actor
www.tiktok.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Time to re-up this. Never fails to (a) sum up current conditions, and (b) make me laugh like hell. www.tiktok.com/@tired_actor...