festive jules
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The judge said I have a “classy miss” demeanor <3
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If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan.
If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.
If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.
If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan.
If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.
If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.
If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
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sipping from a chalice of mulled tree stand water
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
sipping from a chalice of mulled tree stand water
Drunk! at the Office Party
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Drunk! at the Office Party
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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mary, milf of jesus
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
mary, milf of jesus
Fellas, is the yuletide gay?
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Fellas, is the yuletide gay?
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My exact vibe as a therapist
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My exact vibe as a therapist
The engagement ring cleared customs!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The engagement ring cleared customs!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THEM: you’re never going to invent anything with that work ethic
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
THEM: you’re never going to invent anything with that work ethic
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
Spent twenty mins doing dishes and all I have to show for it is a cup of tea.
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Spent twenty mins doing dishes and all I have to show for it is a cup of tea.
“There is no ethical consumption under capitalism” I whisper to myself as I listen to my 20 unexportable Christmas playlists on Spotify
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“There is no ethical consumption under capitalism” I whisper to myself as I listen to my 20 unexportable Christmas playlists on Spotify
Christmas trees are hard work damnnnnn
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Christmas trees are hard work damnnnnn
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*Kohler board room"
CEO: anything else we need?
Ron: Cameras in our toilets
Ron's Boss: what the hell would we need that for...
CEO: no no let's hear him out
CEO: anything else we need?
Ron: Cameras in our toilets
Ron's Boss: what the hell would we need that for...
CEO: no no let's hear him out
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
*Kohler board room"
CEO: anything else we need?
Ron: Cameras in our toilets
Ron's Boss: what the hell would we need that for...
CEO: no no let's hear him out
CEO: anything else we need?
Ron: Cameras in our toilets
Ron's Boss: what the hell would we need that for...
CEO: no no let's hear him out
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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This print by contemporary Black artist Fred Wilson combines a 16th c engraving of the biblical Queen Esther (who saved the Persian Jews) & a photo of Harriet Tubman, who obvs brought many enslaved Black Americans to freedom, then was a scout/spy in the Civil War & an activist for women's suffrage.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This print by contemporary Black artist Fred Wilson combines a 16th c engraving of the biblical Queen Esther (who saved the Persian Jews) & a photo of Harriet Tubman, who obvs brought many enslaved Black Americans to freedom, then was a scout/spy in the Civil War & an activist for women's suffrage.
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This isn’t quintessential or iconic I just like posting it
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This isn’t quintessential or iconic I just like posting it
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tag yourselves 🩵🐸 [ i9 ]
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
tag yourselves 🩵🐸 [ i9 ]
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But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
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have you ever looked into what topics Hemingway was writing about in that manifesto when they died
Yes, Ernest Hemingway was Transgender
On people who dream about being another gender – on transgender, non-binary, crossdresser, crossdreamer and queer issues
www.crossdreamers.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
have you ever looked into what topics Hemingway was writing about in that manifesto when they died
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for sale, gender dysphoria, never acknowledged
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
for sale, gender dysphoria, never acknowledged
What’s your angle, brotactor?
What's up, twice baked brotato?
What's up, central brocessing unit?
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What’s your angle, brotactor?
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I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
And I got a cold :((
Gathering with family for thanksgiving is a time-honored tradition invented by therapists to drum up business
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And I got a cold :((