bust2nut
@bust2nut.bsky.social
mpls hack-of-all-frauds
i will not take this app seriously whatsoever
i will not take this app seriously whatsoever
Happy Birthday to those who celebrate
June 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy Birthday to those who celebrate
you started a FAMILY? you sick fuck! you fetishist!
June 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
you started a FAMILY? you sick fuck! you fetishist!
if u kill a horse and keep hitting its dead body, amazing things will happen
June 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
if u kill a horse and keep hitting its dead body, amazing things will happen
he's not fucking around
May 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
he's not fucking around
luckily, there is a family guy :)
May 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
luckily, there is a family guy :)
need a lanky guy and burly guy duo to be my henchmen and call me "boss" in a brooklyn accent
May 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
need a lanky guy and burly guy duo to be my henchmen and call me "boss" in a brooklyn accent
big piano fell on my head and replaced my teeth with piano keys
May 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
big piano fell on my head and replaced my teeth with piano keys
avengers endgame turns 57 years old this year
May 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
avengers endgame turns 57 years old this year
and then i told that asshole "you are a disingenuous so-and-so, and i shan't engage any further. good day, sirrah"
May 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
and then i told that asshole "you are a disingenuous so-and-so, and i shan't engage any further. good day, sirrah"
consuming an ominous, glowing goo from a big metal barrel
May 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
consuming an ominous, glowing goo from a big metal barrel
you gotta be so enamored with a woman that it kind of fucks your life up to a degree
May 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
you gotta be so enamored with a woman that it kind of fucks your life up to a degree
if anyone needs me I'll be looking at instagram reels after jacking off or eating a sandwich, haven't decided yet
May 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
if anyone needs me I'll be looking at instagram reels after jacking off or eating a sandwich, haven't decided yet
if better call sall took place in 1500s:
"ye better call saul"
"ye better call saul"
May 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if better call sall took place in 1500s:
"ye better call saul"
"ye better call saul"
lana del ray should have married me instead
May 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
lana del ray should have married me instead
bro u good? u haven't been sending me any memes lately
May 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
bro u good? u haven't been sending me any memes lately
getting physically kicked in the nuts repeatedly for $14.99/mo
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
getting physically kicked in the nuts repeatedly for $14.99/mo
the good lord giveth me 100 dollars
May 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the good lord giveth me 100 dollars
look you miserable gooner, best i can do is a scroll of invisibility for 180 seconds, and if you interact with anything, you WILL decloak
May 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
look you miserable gooner, best i can do is a scroll of invisibility for 180 seconds, and if you interact with anything, you WILL decloak
is the green m&m single? does she only date other m&ms? just wondering for like canonical reasons haha
May 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
is the green m&m single? does she only date other m&ms? just wondering for like canonical reasons haha
you cannot actually cook a chicken in lava I'VE TRIED IT. OK? THEY JUST INCINERATE IMMEDIATELY.
May 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
you cannot actually cook a chicken in lava I'VE TRIED IT. OK? THEY JUST INCINERATE IMMEDIATELY.
all of my crashouts have been justified
May 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
all of my crashouts have been justified
burning an entire hectare of rainforest to generate an image of a fox girl with massive jugs
May 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
burning an entire hectare of rainforest to generate an image of a fox girl with massive jugs
sending reels and tiktoks to reset all my friendship timers
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
sending reels and tiktoks to reset all my friendship timers
come, let us lay bricks, my friend
May 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
come, let us lay bricks, my friend
*bursting into my son's room* "THE JELQING WILL STOP ✋️"
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
*bursting into my son's room* "THE JELQING WILL STOP ✋️"