We once stole barbed wire from the basketball court at the community center for a match. Fun times

Nazis don't exist in a vacuum, but should be thrown into the vacuum of space.

Merry <holiday>

Every year when I'm trimming my cannabis harvest, and pulling off the fan leaves, I'm thinking about him, and how the leaves are still the plant....

Leave the leaves alone, and they shall become earth again.

Also, leaves is plants.

I give it 6 months til they demand all childbirths be "natural"

I can hear the beeping of low health already

I tell her I'd be happy to split ice cream with her some time. She tells me she's married. Fml.

I honestly just assumed it stood for "moistened baby"