Rob Patrick
@busiestphilipps.bsky.social
The Julie Benko of your friend group
I dreamt that Kelly Clarkson was upset with me because I booked the wrong guest on her show. My brain is fully rotted but we make do with what we have
May 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I dreamt that Kelly Clarkson was upset with me because I booked the wrong guest on her show. My brain is fully rotted but we make do with what we have
Gonna start posting "thank you fans" whenever I get left on read
May 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gonna start posting "thank you fans" whenever I get left on read
Auguste Rodin's The Thinker for bisexuals
May 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Auguste Rodin's The Thinker for bisexuals
Reposted by Rob Patrick
I don't think there should be a song of the summer give everyone a break
May 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don't think there should be a song of the summer give everyone a break
All of my crushes know that I like them and it's honestly boring for all involved
May 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
All of my crushes know that I like them and it's honestly boring for all involved
Being annoying now so I'm cool later
April 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Being annoying now so I'm cool later
Close friends stories summer
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Close friends stories summer
The complicated responses, unexpected emotional turns, and wide ranging voice work in the audio doc I'm working on has made this project feel more delicate than usual. Like Ally says, "it sneaks up on you." No energy is dormant, no feeling is static xx
April 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The complicated responses, unexpected emotional turns, and wide ranging voice work in the audio doc I'm working on has made this project feel more delicate than usual. Like Ally says, "it sneaks up on you." No energy is dormant, no feeling is static xx
Having a crush on someone named Veronica is so stressful
April 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Having a crush on someone named Veronica is so stressful
Friends and critics alike are abuzz with the news that I'm returning to Brooklyn in a few short weeks
April 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Friends and critics alike are abuzz with the news that I'm returning to Brooklyn in a few short weeks
Every time someone stares out a window Jose Gonzalez receives royalties for his cover of Heartbeats
April 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Every time someone stares out a window Jose Gonzalez receives royalties for his cover of Heartbeats
When I say I'm in the studio it means I'm on the train crying
April 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When I say I'm in the studio it means I'm on the train crying
American guy at the bar just asked UK guy at the bar if he knew about sliders. "They're hamburgers but small."
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
American guy at the bar just asked UK guy at the bar if he knew about sliders. "They're hamburgers but small."
I don't care what anyone says hanging laundry on a stegosaurus would be so fun
April 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don't care what anyone says hanging laundry on a stegosaurus would be so fun
I have so many surgery scars but I'm alive baby ✌️
April 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I have so many surgery scars but I'm alive baby ✌️
I'm going to bring back BeReal just as everyone is reaching their breaking point
April 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm going to bring back BeReal just as everyone is reaching their breaking point
Reposted by Rob Patrick
I'm going to be hosting a showing of The Bitter Tears Of Petra von Kant. It will be sad and angry and gay and very very very stylish
nitehawkcinema.com/prospectpark...
nitehawkcinema.com/prospectpark...
The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant – Nitehawk Cinema – Prospect Park
nitehawkcinema.com
April 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm going to be hosting a showing of The Bitter Tears Of Petra von Kant. It will be sad and angry and gay and very very very stylish
nitehawkcinema.com/prospectpark...
nitehawkcinema.com/prospectpark...
Zoe Kazan and I should not be the most famous Greek Americans
April 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Zoe Kazan and I should not be the most famous Greek Americans
I am not an AI action figure I am a human with mental illness
April 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I am not an AI action figure I am a human with mental illness
I have a crush on two of my friends not three like ppl are saying
April 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I have a crush on two of my friends not three like ppl are saying
Reposted by Rob Patrick
Troye Sivan, Lorde, Charli xcx & Billie Eilish in new photo together.
April 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Troye Sivan, Lorde, Charli xcx & Billie Eilish in new photo together.
Making plans to share a banana split is one of the coolest things you can do
April 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Making plans to share a banana split is one of the coolest things you can do
Julia Fox should buy Partiful
April 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Julia Fox should buy Partiful