Who knew there were such big fans of The Spellow out there?

Goddam badgers.

Last time I saw Fermin Muguruza was in Bilbo Arena with thousands of others. Last night in London was amazing. If you are in Dublin tonight and there are tickets, get along there and get involved.

Ooh hello Pilar. Worth ploughing through this dirge of Eldorado after all.

Watching that Starve Acre film. Oh come on you all thought about him. If you're over 50 that is.

Haha hello, draw against West Brom is it? That was magnificent. Last Goodison derby and that happens? Come on, you're better than that surely.

Impressed at my predictive text's first suggestion option for completing this section. Obviously it should be Local Government Officer.

Still regret not buying it.

Oh, Dyonisus, you've had enough, time to go home mate.

More Arab telly. Good to see both Action Man and Ron Atkinson's leather still getting work.

This TV sheikh reminds me of Dick Emery's vicar.

The fact that P doesn't exist in Arabic is a constant source of amusement to me. And obviously them too.

Nice to see Liverpool vernacular in the name of a band from Essex.