Now I know, you all have the burning question, "Jess, what in the sam hill is that green bubble wrapped thing up there?!"

And I would respond, "my Black Cube needed containment in transit, and we've not yet defrosted her."

@thekappachris.bsky.social it's okay, it's very regional bc I also said wtf is an elephant ear when I went to the fair here

I'm humming the theme song rn to balance your opinion out in the ether! (I liked Pepper Ann better 😜)

I think this is a great endeavor with high impact! I'll make time to help however I can

Oh no, you're giving me ideasssss

Tone: ominous yet vague fortune cookie

That sounds par for the course for you 😂

Of course!

If any mutuals/followers have podcasts that need transcribing, I can offer a PWYW option for you because I want the stuff you make to be accessible!

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I'm crying please 💀 (I see the vision)