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Burrito of the Ska
@burritomouth.bsky.social
Ska fanatic, gymrat, maker of the yuk-yuks.
Cool, the MicroSD card I got for my Switch came with an ad for a subscription.

What the fuck are we doing??!
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Candy that plays music in your mouth.

What the fuck are we doing??!
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Alkaline phone chargers. What the fuck are we doing??
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
We need more shame.
November 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Broke: Hats
Woke: Hatsune Miku
Bespoke: Skateune Miku
October 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Explaining to my followers why my posts aren’t that good
November 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Is there a single movie experience that would be more ruined by ads for toilet paper or casino apps or whatever every 6 minutes?
November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Didja know that when you’re having a grumpy day (or a nice day) you can go by the humane society and they’ll let you play with the baby poochies? For FREE???
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Dude, what the fuck are we doing?
November 26, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Post a ship that’s not Star Wars or Star Trek
November 25, 2024 at 5:22 AM
OYG I just delivered a pizza blasting this song, wearing this shirt, to a PUMPED 8YO wearing a TMNT shirt. Fantastic day!!

spotify.link/vgeMhGBfQHb
March 10, 2024 at 3:23 AM
The next person who says I spend too much on silly shit is really gonna regret it.
February 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I wanna criticize the guy in the “whores will be whores, asshole live forever” (whatever THAT means) shortcut the gym, but, like…
January 18, 2024 at 6:49 PM
The future is so gul’durn absurd. A recipe website is giving me the latest reworded recaps of entertainment websites’ rewordings of press releases. Who’s this helping? What’s the point? Can we just have nuclear armageddon and be done with it already??
January 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
You think if Eddie had missed the magnet and accidentally dropped the hole on his stomach his guts would've started flopping out of him?
December 26, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Time to go baffle some people.
December 21, 2023 at 2:59 PM
I took 6 days off off from the gym to go see Fishbone, Bite Me Bambi, Flam!, and The Lesdystics, and today was hellaciously difficult, but also I hit some new personal records on bicep workouts.

Does this mean rest days DO have a function??!
December 19, 2023 at 6:12 PM
December 7, 2023 at 8:03 PM
Thank you, Punk Rock Factory, for helping me get through that last set of bicep curls.
December 2, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Love y’all. Yes, I bought replacements. Of COURSE I bought replacements.

@altemused.bsky.social @robee990.bsky.social @localpunkbitch.bsky.social
December 2, 2023 at 6:27 AM
December 2, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Gymrat life, baybee!
November 4, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Drop something blue from your gallery
September 19, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Reply and I’ll give you an emoji and you must pick four films that remind you of it

I got ⚡️
September 17, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Drink some water, it’s good for you.
August 26, 2023 at 8:03 AM