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@burritoboi.bsky.social
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professional loser.
1/4 of @cooltf2facts.bsky.social.
pfp by @sn0w3d3d.bsky.social.
proship, nsfw, sh/ed…sky? dni
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burrito @burritoboi.bsky.social · Jul 9
heres my strawpage i’ll make a pinned later
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burritoboi.bsky.social burrito @burritoboi.bsky.social · Nov 12
heres my carrd ill make a pinned later
burritolad.carrd.co
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worldlymachine.bsky.social
Free Birds

why didn't any of them fuck

6/10
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement
October 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
burritoboi.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Check Out My Mix Tape
July 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
There's a Secret Slide in Every Government Building in America
August 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
8 Red Coins Frozen by PayPal
September 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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reonu.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Let the Tides Claim You
October 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This
September 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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nocontextpastas.bsky.social
“I let out a scream and fell to the floor with he chair. Tears pored from my face. I was about to die. Eminem kept rapping. I couldn't take it anymore."
August 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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sm64starsvideos.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
Valve breaking silence on this is huge, they really dont do this. Companies, at this scale, dont -do this-.

Visa, mastercard, stripe and paypal are feeling the pressure. They are making mistakes under pressure.

Keep it up
August 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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tonyzaret.bsky.social
“I do NOT (?!) want to read a VERY spicy story where the reader is married to Donald Duck”
-Typical thought in the mind of an AntiShipper
August 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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nyazsche.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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dude what is this prophecy anymore
Edit of the "Jockington Grows The Beard." panel, replacing it with Stanley and the pinned comment of TAPE ZERO - reading "Stanley Grows The Stache."
July 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
burritoboi.bsky.social
heres my strawpage i’ll make a pinned later
burritogal.straw.page
burritoboi.bsky.social burrito @burritoboi.bsky.social · Nov 12
heres my carrd ill make a pinned later
burritolad.carrd.co
July 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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horse
April 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Leap for the Lesbians
May 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
The Sun is a Star Too. Figure it Out
May 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Get Old
May 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Mario Gets a Sunburn So Bad That It Makes Him Go Up Like When He Touches Lava
May 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Jump on James
June 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Shocking Arrow Lifts... 2!!
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Sorry I Don't Know. (Is Suspiciously Star-Shaped)
June 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM