hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it

'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane

mad i didn’t think of this during the game

letting my air fryer chicken strips rest before plating

one hour of sleep and a dunkin iced coffee is enough

Try not to get scared scariest stories

Boy I sure am excited to play in this hockey game said Mats Zuccarello little did he know it was the balls exploding hockey game

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: it would be so dope to eat at the world’s best restaurants
operator: yes. yes, it would
me: [click]

I want to slap a slice of American cheese onto John Hynes head