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Stochastic Book Fair
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I’m a hamster in a plastic ball and I’m rolling towards your fireplace
Yep, buy me some socks or give me some cash if you’re that committed to it but there’s literally nothing I want that I feel like asking for
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
wearin' sunglasses like robert denino
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I just relistened to the Wrestling Guys 100th episode and was reminded of how you two got together and yeah this is exactly how I pictured it
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Honestly I would legit feel pretty owned if it turned out he had a huge hog
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I had to ask her what this meant
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If it makes you feel any better, I told my Sims-obsessed wife about your EA Saudi sale joke on the newest TF and she said "man, I love November"
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My dad eventually took me aside and explained about the Nazis and the Holocaust (he had books about that too that scarred me) and how evil they were and that I should be careful with what I found interesting about their weapons. He’s a diehard Trump supporter now btw.
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When I was like 8 or 9 I started getting interested in WWII because my dad had a lot of books and I liked the various ships and planes and at some point I thought German planes and battleships were especially cool and interesting
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
dude stop posting and take care of yourself
October 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
BUUUURRRRRTTTTT
October 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Meet Elmer and Ida! They’re considered “senior” cats now but are still extremely silly
October 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It’s been a while since I’ve experienced it but there used to be a specific fictional mall that was very consistent across different dreams
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh fuck I hated Nashville so much. Walking down Broadway on a Friday evening is like the cacophony of hell. Only redeeming feature is the National Museum of African American Music which is cool as hell. Oh and Nashville hot chicken sucks
September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Agreed on Louisville, and KY in general is beautiful. For me it's Lee's Summit, MO or Fairbanks, AK. The former is an utterly soulless cookie cutter suburb and the latter is uninhabitable in the winter, choked with mosquitos and wildfire smoke in summer, and always incredibly depressing.
September 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oh shit you just dug up a long-forgotten memory of some guy on the Iron Maiden forum of all places recommending this to me in like 2003, it’s fucking great. Weren’t they an off-shoot of Jawbox?
September 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the people who say it was you don't understand that it's funnier the real way
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Have they been in a car for long trips before? It was only DC to Michigan but our two did pretty well except for a “rage poop” at the beginning. Also you’d be surprised how many hotels are cat-friendly, our cats loved exploring hotel rooms
September 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM