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I’m a hamster in a plastic ball and I’m rolling towards your fireplace
Sleater-Kinney- "Dig Me Out"
R.E.M.- "Harborcoat"
Iron Maiden- "Aces High"
Husker Du- "Something I Learned Today"
Kate Bush- "Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)"
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If I had my way everyone responsible for this would wish that they got the leniency of the Nuremberg trials
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
oh cool so we're just literally doing Clear and Present Danger huh
September 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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BREAKING: The Newest season of the hit show “Love Island USA” will feature the Imperial Japanese Battleship Yamato attempting to beach herself as part of Operation Heaven. The Yamato joins F4U Corsairs, SBC2 Helldivers, and F6F Hellcats for what will undoubtedly be an exciting season.
September 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
August 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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this isnt about safety it is about punishment and control. the president is a child molester who put out a full page ad trying to get five innocent kids killed in 1989 because he hates black people and is terrified of them. he is drifting into the grave and wants to crack the whip as he goes
Deploying 1,700 armed National Guardsmen into our communities won’t make us safer.

It escalates and endangers, and it diverts resources from meaningful solutions.

Safety comes from strong gun laws and investing in prevention, not from soldiers with rifles in civilian settings.
August 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously"

No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
August 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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when i was a kid, i foolishly believed that hulk hogan represented the stated american values of justice and freedom. as an adult, i realized he represented the actual american values of greed, bigotry, deception and stupidity.
July 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Hello mudda
Hello fadda
Globalize the
Intifada
July 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Happy June Twelfth to all who celebrate
June 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president
June 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Look. I spent over a decade saying that Americans know when they are being fucked and now I fully believe they are too dumb to even know that
May 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’m kinda mad that the most virulent and consistent Trump critic for the Dems is the fucking billionaire
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM