Matt the Burkus
@burkuscircus52.bsky.social
CBJ Pain, College Football, Dumb Rants, Jet Lag: The Game and Garratt 6029 Advocacy
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We got a little bored and we determined all the Four Team combinations that could go undefeated in conference for the Big Ten this year.
(Don’t worry we did the other conferences too)
(Don’t worry we did the other conferences too)
June 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We got a little bored and we determined all the Four Team combinations that could go undefeated in conference for the Big Ten this year.
(Don’t worry we did the other conferences too)
(Don’t worry we did the other conferences too)
The worst thing about the decentralized draft is we have to deal with an insufferable amount of Gary Bettman
June 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The worst thing about the decentralized draft is we have to deal with an insufferable amount of Gary Bettman
Sure this move makes little to no sense now, but just wait until Miles Wood scores the Stanley Cup winning goal in 2028
June 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sure this move makes little to no sense now, but just wait until Miles Wood scores the Stanley Cup winning goal in 2028
It’s kinda wild that the owner of one of the biggest social media platform in America is publicly outing the president as a pedophile and the main response to that is “yeah we knew that already”
June 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s kinda wild that the owner of one of the biggest social media platform in America is publicly outing the president as a pedophile and the main response to that is “yeah we knew that already”
Riding transit in DC is wild you’re on a bus and it’s a bunch of blocks of normal city buildings and then it’s the fucking White House and then it’s a bunch of normal buildings again like you didn’t just drive by the worlds most powerful tangerine
May 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Riding transit in DC is wild you’re on a bus and it’s a bunch of blocks of normal city buildings and then it’s the fucking White House and then it’s a bunch of normal buildings again like you didn’t just drive by the worlds most powerful tangerine
Just “finished” Bobby Broccoli’s 17 Pages Documentary on @nebula.tv, and I am in awe of the twist. If what I think is about to happen happens, this may surpass 17776 as my favorite piece of journalism, ever.
May 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just “finished” Bobby Broccoli’s 17 Pages Documentary on @nebula.tv, and I am in awe of the twist. If what I think is about to happen happens, this may surpass 17776 as my favorite piece of journalism, ever.
The NHL Draft Lottery Discourse™️ on the bird app is really showing how little the average NHL fan understands basic math
May 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The NHL Draft Lottery Discourse™️ on the bird app is really showing how little the average NHL fan understands basic math
I also always forget how short Gary Bettman is
May 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I also always forget how short Gary Bettman is
Today is the ELEVENTH anniversary of the disappearance of Malaysian flight 370, which is the first event anniversary for me to be recent enough for me to remember well but long ago enough that it makes me feel old.
Also happy birthday @willbutala.bsky.social @balkocreative.bsky.social
Also happy birthday @willbutala.bsky.social @balkocreative.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Today is the ELEVENTH anniversary of the disappearance of Malaysian flight 370, which is the first event anniversary for me to be recent enough for me to remember well but long ago enough that it makes me feel old.
Also happy birthday @willbutala.bsky.social @balkocreative.bsky.social
Also happy birthday @willbutala.bsky.social @balkocreative.bsky.social
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Somewhere, at a hockey rink far, far away…
Thrilled to have been able to design the Star Wars Night jersey for the #CBJ during my summer internship! 5th Line meets the Empire’s front lines in a Stormtrooper-inspired whiteout.
Thanks to Jason, Audra, & everyone at the Jackets for the opportunity!
Thrilled to have been able to design the Star Wars Night jersey for the #CBJ during my summer internship! 5th Line meets the Empire’s front lines in a Stormtrooper-inspired whiteout.
Thanks to Jason, Audra, & everyone at the Jackets for the opportunity!
January 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Somewhere, at a hockey rink far, far away…
Thrilled to have been able to design the Star Wars Night jersey for the #CBJ during my summer internship! 5th Line meets the Empire’s front lines in a Stormtrooper-inspired whiteout.
Thanks to Jason, Audra, & everyone at the Jackets for the opportunity!
Thrilled to have been able to design the Star Wars Night jersey for the #CBJ during my summer internship! 5th Line meets the Empire’s front lines in a Stormtrooper-inspired whiteout.
Thanks to Jason, Audra, & everyone at the Jackets for the opportunity!
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On Margaritaville Night, NWA is paradise 🏝️🍸
Once again excited to have designed another promotional item for the #CBJ - this time the Margaritaville Hawaiian shirt! Thanks again to Jason, Audra, Marcus, and everyone at the Jackets who gave me the chance during my internship!
Once again excited to have designed another promotional item for the #CBJ - this time the Margaritaville Hawaiian shirt! Thanks again to Jason, Audra, Marcus, and everyone at the Jackets who gave me the chance during my internship!
February 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
On Margaritaville Night, NWA is paradise 🏝️🍸
Once again excited to have designed another promotional item for the #CBJ - this time the Margaritaville Hawaiian shirt! Thanks again to Jason, Audra, Marcus, and everyone at the Jackets who gave me the chance during my internship!
Once again excited to have designed another promotional item for the #CBJ - this time the Margaritaville Hawaiian shirt! Thanks again to Jason, Audra, Marcus, and everyone at the Jackets who gave me the chance during my internship!
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❤️ HOCKEY 🧡 IS 💛 FOR 💚 EVERYONE 💙
Penultimate jersey for the #CBJ I did over my internship! Simple but effective: the Pride flag striping takes center stage. No matter who you are, you have a spot in hockey!
Thanks as always to Jason, Audra, and the team for the opportunity!
🖤🩶🤍💜
Penultimate jersey for the #CBJ I did over my internship! Simple but effective: the Pride flag striping takes center stage. No matter who you are, you have a spot in hockey!
Thanks as always to Jason, Audra, and the team for the opportunity!
🖤🩶🤍💜
February 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
❤️ HOCKEY 🧡 IS 💛 FOR 💚 EVERYONE 💙
Penultimate jersey for the #CBJ I did over my internship! Simple but effective: the Pride flag striping takes center stage. No matter who you are, you have a spot in hockey!
Thanks as always to Jason, Audra, and the team for the opportunity!
🖤🩶🤍💜
Penultimate jersey for the #CBJ I did over my internship! Simple but effective: the Pride flag striping takes center stage. No matter who you are, you have a spot in hockey!
Thanks as always to Jason, Audra, and the team for the opportunity!
🖤🩶🤍💜
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GOOD JOB CANADA
THANK YOU FOR THE BANGER HOCKEY GAME AND I AM SORRY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS LIKE THIS
THANK YOU FOR THE BANGER HOCKEY GAME AND I AM SORRY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS LIKE THIS
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
GOOD JOB CANADA
THANK YOU FOR THE BANGER HOCKEY GAME AND I AM SORRY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS LIKE THIS
THANK YOU FOR THE BANGER HOCKEY GAME AND I AM SORRY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS LIKE THIS
Shoutout Zach Werenski though earning me $75
February 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Shoutout Zach Werenski though earning me $75
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JUMPING A MOTORCYCLE OUT OF A HELICOPTER WHILE SNORTING COCAINE, THINGS OF THAT NATURE
inject this game going to 5 on 5 overtime into my veins tbh
February 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
JUMPING A MOTORCYCLE OUT OF A HELICOPTER WHILE SNORTING COCAINE, THINGS OF THAT NATURE
Since it’s on the bird app:
“Why watch overtime playoff (international) hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter?”
- Jon Bois
“Why watch overtime playoff (international) hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter?”
- Jon Bois
February 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Since it’s on the bird app:
“Why watch overtime playoff (international) hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter?”
- Jon Bois
“Why watch overtime playoff (international) hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter?”
- Jon Bois
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If you let Trump and his ilk ruin your enjoyment of something you love, you're letting them win and you're only making yourself more miserable.
I want USA to win tonight because it would be a culmination of decades of work to grow the sport in this country
I want USA to win tonight because it would be a culmination of decades of work to grow the sport in this country
Donald Trump and his squad of fucking goons currently trying to take away the livelihood of me and my friends doesn't get to take my spirit or my joy or define or defile my love for my country and this sport. I will not allow him to defeat what i am or what makes me who I am.
rooting for Team Canada
February 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If you let Trump and his ilk ruin your enjoyment of something you love, you're letting them win and you're only making yourself more miserable.
I want USA to win tonight because it would be a culmination of decades of work to grow the sport in this country
I want USA to win tonight because it would be a culmination of decades of work to grow the sport in this country
I haven’t been a big fan of the whole 51st state thing but I just found out my local Tim Hortons doesn’t accept coupons so now I’m kinda down for it
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I haven’t been a big fan of the whole 51st state thing but I just found out my local Tim Hortons doesn’t accept coupons so now I’m kinda down for it
February 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Thomas Harley is a traitor
February 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Thomas Harley is a traitor
Sir, a fourth nation is facing off
February 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sir, a fourth nation is facing off
I would like to publicly apologize for underrating the nation of Finland’s hockey team
February 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I would like to publicly apologize for underrating the nation of Finland’s hockey team
Okay, can I just say how tired I’m getting of the whole “this isn’t true best on best” arguments I’ve been seeing? Czechia doesn’t have enough defensemen to field a team. Russia is literally actively invading a sovereign nation. Yeah it’s not a full 12-team tournament like the Olympics…
February 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Okay, can I just say how tired I’m getting of the whole “this isn’t true best on best” arguments I’ve been seeing? Czechia doesn’t have enough defensemen to field a team. Russia is literally actively invading a sovereign nation. Yeah it’s not a full 12-team tournament like the Olympics…