Michael Burgner
@burgnerking.bsky.social
sometimes a proud floridian, usually an ashamed floridian.
he/him
he/him
get your head in the fucking game, rock
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
get your head in the fucking game, rock
I need to get a bottle of champagne to save for the day.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I need to get a bottle of champagne to save for the day.
The B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for, naturally, Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for, naturally, Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
controversial but understandable
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
controversial but understandable
Reposted by Michael Burgner
This reminds me of my Excel glory days.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This reminds me of my Excel glory days.
If you do that you can legally skip all the other metal gears
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If you do that you can legally skip all the other metal gears
because has no failures, for he is a perfect and special boy
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
because has no failures, for he is a perfect and special boy
Grabbing a plate of food and immediately peacing out is also a solid move.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Grabbing a plate of food and immediately peacing out is also a solid move.
I was so certain that sentence was going to end with "where the soil was used to season the chips."
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I was so certain that sentence was going to end with "where the soil was used to season the chips."
Rampart my beloved
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Rampart my beloved
Getting noided, that’s what
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Getting noided, that’s what
Bro you left it plugged in and turned on go turn it off
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Bro you left it plugged in and turned on go turn it off