Michael Burgner
@burgnerking.bsky.social
sometimes a proud floridian, usually an ashamed floridian.
he/him
he/him
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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You know he's got twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us in his back pocket
wild fact I just learned (mostly) from reddit:
This person who modeled as the policeman for this Norman Rockwell drawing (Policeman with Boys) was a real policeman, and he's Officer Obie from Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant.
huh!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
This person who modeled as the policeman for this Norman Rockwell drawing (Policeman with Boys) was a real policeman, and he's Officer Obie from Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant.
huh!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You know he's got twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us in his back pocket
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November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
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This reminds me of my Excel glory days.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This reminds me of my Excel glory days.
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
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With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Zohran Mamdani has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Zohran Mamdani has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting.
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - promotional artwork.
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - promotional artwork.
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet
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From last night, as far as I can remember ...
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
From last night, as far as I can remember ...
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using “hsr” as an acronym for gachagame should be a crime. those are homestar runner’s sacred initials you heathen
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
using “hsr” as an acronym for gachagame should be a crime. those are homestar runner’s sacred initials you heathen
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These crowd pictures are insane; the government is going to have to give in and make Kinder eggs legal now.
October 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
These crowd pictures are insane; the government is going to have to give in and make Kinder eggs legal now.
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tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
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