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@buns-a-glazin.epenis.fun
what the hell is this
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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
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When the bus costs less
September 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When the bus costs less
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These paypros still need to be pressured over this shit! If you havent made any calls yet, now is a great time to start doing so because theyre only continuing to ramp up their shitty censorous behavior!
August 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
These paypros still need to be pressured over this shit! If you havent made any calls yet, now is a great time to start doing so because theyre only continuing to ramp up their shitty censorous behavior!
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This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon
July 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon
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work
social thing
airline crash
dentist
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
social thing
airline crash
dentist
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
June 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
work
social thing
airline crash
dentist
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
social thing
airline crash
dentist
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
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hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines
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May 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Chinese EVs actually seem really cool and this bill sucks
April 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Chinese EVs actually seem really cool and this bill sucks
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Roald Dahl wrote this letter about losing his daughter *39 years ago*. RFK, and the politics he promotes, will inflict this unimaginable pain on many parents, if they get their way.
March 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Roald Dahl wrote this letter about losing his daughter *39 years ago*. RFK, and the politics he promotes, will inflict this unimaginable pain on many parents, if they get their way.
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Omelas could work if the kid sucks
March 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Omelas could work if the kid sucks
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well, i finally cracked and looked up wtf roko’s basilisk is and somehow, unbelievably, a lot of very wealthy men are about a thousand times more pathetic than i previously assessed.
March 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
well, i finally cracked and looked up wtf roko’s basilisk is and somehow, unbelievably, a lot of very wealthy men are about a thousand times more pathetic than i previously assessed.
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You are charged with two counts of hamburglary, six counts of assault and burritory, and... 130 counts of indecent exp'zonesure? (5/7/2012)
February 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You are charged with two counts of hamburglary, six counts of assault and burritory, and... 130 counts of indecent exp'zonesure? (5/7/2012)
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Debates over intersectionality erupt between our country's perverts and Italians
Andrew Cuomo announces he’s running for mayor of New York City
March 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Debates over intersectionality erupt between our country's perverts and Italians
hey how much did Meta spend on VR nobody asked for, or will ever use again?
February 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
hey how much did Meta spend on VR nobody asked for, or will ever use again?
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Elected democrats may differ from their constituents in that they enjoy total financial security and are unaffected by the kind of precarity that most americans experience but there's one thing about them that is extremely relatable which is that they'd rather post than do their jobs
February 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Elected democrats may differ from their constituents in that they enjoy total financial security and are unaffected by the kind of precarity that most americans experience but there's one thing about them that is extremely relatable which is that they'd rather post than do their jobs
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i knew it was going to get stupid but i wasn't prepared for how stupid and how quickly
looks like khive is starting to call people who want dems to act "Do Somethings" lol
February 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i knew it was going to get stupid but i wasn't prepared for how stupid and how quickly
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
I tried to write slashfic about the Greek pantheon, but I kept changing the gods and locations in rewrites
In the end it became the ship of Theseus
In the end it became the ship of Theseus
January 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I tried to write slashfic about the Greek pantheon, but I kept changing the gods and locations in rewrites
In the end it became the ship of Theseus
In the end it became the ship of Theseus
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WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??
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I mean the womb window thing is also wrong. fetuses are gross, I bet the inside of a uterus looks gross as fuck, that liquid is like 80% fetus pee by the end, I sure as fuck would want to clear out that whole situation
January 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I mean the womb window thing is also wrong. fetuses are gross, I bet the inside of a uterus looks gross as fuck, that liquid is like 80% fetus pee by the end, I sure as fuck would want to clear out that whole situation