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BNN a multinational no news organization operating as a mostly bunreliable source for all things bun-related. BNN covers wild, feral, and domestic news, publishes opinion pieces, investigative reports, and reviews edibles, litter, and hoomin behavior.
BNN inhopstigative reporter Bunny Sanders can confurm: you got 99 problem, N wabbits ain't any of dem!
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
And have your rabbit-savvy vet show you how to safely handle and "burrito" your bunny, too.
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Practice, practice, practice! They will get used to it with time. Reward your bun with a healthy snack (not fruit - a few pellets, or a hay-based vitamin snack, several times throughout the brushing is much safer than fruit). .
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
A well-groomed bun won't shed much between brushings, especially if you give them a quick 10 minute touch-up brushing with a flea comb once a week.
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
He's much happier trimmed and stays cooler, and tracks less litter & hay around. My Lionhead had stasis twice and has not had any issues since I started keeping him trimmed. I don't have scientific evidence for this, but I think the digestive system can handle shorter hair better than long hair.
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I use the big one to do my lionhead's full body trim, and the detail trimmer to get his chest, cheeks, and around his tail. I don't use a guard on the trimmers but you must be careful of skin, whiskers, and tail (there's skin and bone in there, somewhere...).
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
By the end of a good brushing you should easily have a pile of removed hair about the size of your bunny, maybe bigger if they're actively molting, & no bald spots or red, irritated skin.

For long angora or Lionhead hair I use a cheap (USD $30) human hair trimmer & a smaller dog paw hair trimmer.
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Be careful with the hairbuster and furminator brushes as they can pull out too much hair and cause skin irritation and bald spots. Nobunny wants that! Don't forget the belly, the bikini line, & cleaning scent glads & trimming nails. A thorough brushing every 6-8 weeks keeps most buns in good shape.
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
A 4lb bun takes about an hr and a half for a thorough brushing. Focus on one area for a few min at a time - rotate da bun and work on another spot. This keeps skin from getting irritated. After about 20 minutes, you'll notice them 'open up' - their skin relaxes & the hair will really start to fly!
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
his might be helpful - One good brushing is worth many poor brushings, for loose hair magament and also preventing GI stasis. Get yourself a hairbuster comb, a flea comb, a furminator brush, a rubber nubby glove, and rubber zoom groom brush and do it outside.
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The radical hoomins are on a witch hunt and you know wut? Dis Halloween, Bunnyville invites all witches to hop down the Warren Square and cast some spelling on hoomins.

Bunny Sanders, inhopstigative reporter reporting for BNN.
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BNN has investigated and (taste) tested the evidence presented. This FAKE NEWS is the far up's attempt to frame an innocent Bunnizen for crimes that never even hoppened.
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The thieves reportedly climbed a ladder and entered da museum through a window, did a takeaway of espensive fings, then escaped on scooters. The hoomins are to blame for all Miss Demeanor, including dis one.

I'm Gretchen Cottonfoot, solving climbs and reporting for Bunny News Network.
October 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hemlo, Bunnizens. Dis is Gretchen reporting from the country where lops of large (but not the largest) ear proportions originated. I'm standing in front of something famous here in France, but not the Louvre, where some thieves broke in and stole the crown with jewels and some other shtuffs too.
October 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Shocking!

-One REW Bunnizen
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I looked into this but mostly out my window, and that might actually be Snoopy back der. Can somebun get dis hay outta my mustache? Where is the Inspector when you need dem⁉️

Anonymous local Bunnizen.
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
No, not it's not! I stood up for what's right (and pellets, which are always right) and dat might be Rocky, but it's no Bebop.

Sylvie, locan Bunnizen.
September 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Truff be told, we hab no idEAR who the AHIG is and we don't care. That hat is just too cute to do any evil (unlike most red hats these days).

Is that Bebop lurking in the litter, @misserinrenee.bsky.social⁉️

This is Bunny Sanders and Bunnyville. I wish I had a hats.
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
BNN's Investigative Reporter, who's name we don't know and who's existence we believe to be entire Ai-generated, found a seagrass mat and got to work.

She uncovered nothing, but we did find this photo to be pretty cute:
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM