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@bumblingd.bsky.social
Fuckable but unlovable. www.bumblingdad.co.uk
40 years here and I still get excited.
March 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
40 years here and I still get excited.
Yesterday I did a poo and put it in the post.
Might send the rest to Elon.
Might send the rest to Elon.
March 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yesterday I did a poo and put it in the post.
Might send the rest to Elon.
Might send the rest to Elon.
Today was going to be my first Leeds game since Covid.
I HATE the train companies.
I HATE the train companies.
March 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Today was going to be my first Leeds game since Covid.
I HATE the train companies.
I HATE the train companies.
Ladies - are these *really* “warm snuggly tights”?
February 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ladies - are these *really* “warm snuggly tights”?
Yes it’s sideways, but stick your volume up and sing along with my oven.
January 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Yes it’s sideways, but stick your volume up and sing along with my oven.
At my parents’ where I’ve stacked a pallet of firewood, made them soup and ciabatta for lunch and am now extending their wifi network while trying to assist with a jigsaw.
Getting older is absolutely shite.
Getting older is absolutely shite.
January 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
At my parents’ where I’ve stacked a pallet of firewood, made them soup and ciabatta for lunch and am now extending their wifi network while trying to assist with a jigsaw.
Getting older is absolutely shite.
Getting older is absolutely shite.
This is where I shall hang people who wear backpacks on the tube.
January 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is where I shall hang people who wear backpacks on the tube.
Dumped outside my building. Someone’s fucked their Resolutions off already.
January 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Dumped outside my building. Someone’s fucked their Resolutions off already.
What to do with those leftover Christmas carrots?
Given I barely ever bake, and thought I didn’t even *like* carrot cake, I’m feeling mildly chuffed with the outcome 👨🍳
Given I barely ever bake, and thought I didn’t even *like* carrot cake, I’m feeling mildly chuffed with the outcome 👨🍳
January 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What to do with those leftover Christmas carrots?
Given I barely ever bake, and thought I didn’t even *like* carrot cake, I’m feeling mildly chuffed with the outcome 👨🍳
Given I barely ever bake, and thought I didn’t even *like* carrot cake, I’m feeling mildly chuffed with the outcome 👨🍳
Christmas tea set went down well 😁
December 27, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Christmas tea set went down well 😁
Bit late to be leaving work but at least I know what the time is.
December 2, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Bit late to be leaving work but at least I know what the time is.
This pint of Sheriff Fatman coming live to you from my favourite pub in Dorset.
November 22, 2024 at 1:50 PM
This pint of Sheriff Fatman coming live to you from my favourite pub in Dorset.
Made a ragu. Miscommunication in the kitchen means it’s sprinkled with Truffled Gouda rather than Parmesan.
Am I an influencer now?
Am I an influencer now?
November 17, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Made a ragu. Miscommunication in the kitchen means it’s sprinkled with Truffled Gouda rather than Parmesan.
Am I an influencer now?
Am I an influencer now?
The energy I bring to BlueSky.
November 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
The energy I bring to BlueSky.
But do you have massive ice cubes? (Lemon for scale)
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
But do you have massive ice cubes? (Lemon for scale)
Settling in for a Sunday afternoon movie.
November 19, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Settling in for a Sunday afternoon movie.
Been drunk in worse pubs
September 23, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Been drunk in worse pubs
NHS graphic design or graffiti in the surgery?
September 14, 2023 at 8:10 AM
NHS graphic design or graffiti in the surgery?
Travelling for work isn’t all that, but it has its upsides.
September 4, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Travelling for work isn’t all that, but it has its upsides.
