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Fuckable but unlovable. www.bumblingdad.co.uk
Almost all of these are correct. Apart from the tea one, obvs.
Listened to the excellent Lads Anonymous podcast by @rickytfc.bsky.social and @flavbateman.bsky.social, and this week was about hills you’d die on.
I didn’t think I had many, but when I started listing them I actually have a load.
A thread 🧵…
I didn’t think I had many, but when I started listing them I actually have a load.
A thread 🧵…
March 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Almost all of these are correct. Apart from the tea one, obvs.
40 years here and I still get excited.
March 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
40 years here and I still get excited.
Yesterday I did a poo and put it in the post.
Might send the rest to Elon.
Might send the rest to Elon.
March 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yesterday I did a poo and put it in the post.
Might send the rest to Elon.
Might send the rest to Elon.
Today was going to be my first Leeds game since Covid.
I HATE the train companies.
I HATE the train companies.
March 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Today was going to be my first Leeds game since Covid.
I HATE the train companies.
I HATE the train companies.
Today I am “I just had to look up whether turning the fridge dial to a higher number makes it hotter or colder” years old.
February 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Today I am “I just had to look up whether turning the fridge dial to a higher number makes it hotter or colder” years old.
There’s a cheese toastie man on Strutton Ground round the corner from my office who is responsible for about 4 stone of my weight gain already this year.
February 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
There’s a cheese toastie man on Strutton Ground round the corner from my office who is responsible for about 4 stone of my weight gain already this year.
Ladies - are these *really* “warm snuggly tights”?
February 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ladies - are these *really* “warm snuggly tights”?
Brilliantly, I remembered to bring my Firestick to this Welsh holiday cottage with fibre internet.
Less brilliantly, I forgot to bring its remote control 🤦♂️
Less brilliantly, I forgot to bring its remote control 🤦♂️
February 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Brilliantly, I remembered to bring my Firestick to this Welsh holiday cottage with fibre internet.
Less brilliantly, I forgot to bring its remote control 🤦♂️
Less brilliantly, I forgot to bring its remote control 🤦♂️
Today I am going to Wales before the tariffs on laver bread and Welsh cakes kick in.
February 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Today I am going to Wales before the tariffs on laver bread and Welsh cakes kick in.
Yes it’s sideways, but stick your volume up and sing along with my oven.
January 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Yes it’s sideways, but stick your volume up and sing along with my oven.
At my parents’ where I’ve stacked a pallet of firewood, made them soup and ciabatta for lunch and am now extending their wifi network while trying to assist with a jigsaw.
Getting older is absolutely shite.
Getting older is absolutely shite.
January 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
At my parents’ where I’ve stacked a pallet of firewood, made them soup and ciabatta for lunch and am now extending their wifi network while trying to assist with a jigsaw.
Getting older is absolutely shite.
Getting older is absolutely shite.
This is where I shall hang people who wear backpacks on the tube.
January 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is where I shall hang people who wear backpacks on the tube.
Accidentally bought kefir yoghurts at the weekend and the penny’s only just dropped why my breakfast tastes rank.
January 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Accidentally bought kefir yoghurts at the weekend and the penny’s only just dropped why my breakfast tastes rank.
Went to see Ben Elton on Thursday and left after an hour. Tired tropes delivered with relentless growl. Loved him when I was 18. Appear to have grown out of him now.
January 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Went to see Ben Elton on Thursday and left after an hour. Tired tropes delivered with relentless growl. Loved him when I was 18. Appear to have grown out of him now.
An engineer finished fixing my oven 20 minutes ago and asked to use my toilet. He’s still in there.
What to do?
What to do?
January 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
An engineer finished fixing my oven 20 minutes ago and asked to use my toilet. He’s still in there.
What to do?
What to do?
Made a lentil, split pea and bacon soup yesterday and had it for lunch today with potato, onion and polenta sourdough from the posh bakery.
It’s only a matter of time before I start wearing kaftans.
It’s only a matter of time before I start wearing kaftans.
January 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Made a lentil, split pea and bacon soup yesterday and had it for lunch today with potato, onion and polenta sourdough from the posh bakery.
It’s only a matter of time before I start wearing kaftans.
It’s only a matter of time before I start wearing kaftans.
Dumped outside my building. Someone’s fucked their Resolutions off already.
January 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Dumped outside my building. Someone’s fucked their Resolutions off already.
What to do with those leftover Christmas carrots?
Given I barely ever bake, and thought I didn’t even *like* carrot cake, I’m feeling mildly chuffed with the outcome 👨🍳
Given I barely ever bake, and thought I didn’t even *like* carrot cake, I’m feeling mildly chuffed with the outcome 👨🍳
January 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What to do with those leftover Christmas carrots?
Given I barely ever bake, and thought I didn’t even *like* carrot cake, I’m feeling mildly chuffed with the outcome 👨🍳
Given I barely ever bake, and thought I didn’t even *like* carrot cake, I’m feeling mildly chuffed with the outcome 👨🍳
Christmas tea set went down well 😁
December 27, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Christmas tea set went down well 😁
You could steal that amount for investors and then declare yourselves bankrupt if you were Thames Water.
you could make $100,000,000,000,000 if you could figure out how to get Kitchen Water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of Bathroom Water
December 15, 2024 at 7:39 PM
You could steal that amount for investors and then declare yourselves bankrupt if you were Thames Water.
Finished watching Fargo last night and if anyone wants me to recommend it I’d say “Oh, okay then” except in a Minnesota accent.
December 3, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Finished watching Fargo last night and if anyone wants me to recommend it I’d say “Oh, okay then” except in a Minnesota accent.
Bit late to be leaving work but at least I know what the time is.
December 2, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Bit late to be leaving work but at least I know what the time is.
This pint of Sheriff Fatman coming live to you from my favourite pub in Dorset.
November 22, 2024 at 1:50 PM
This pint of Sheriff Fatman coming live to you from my favourite pub in Dorset.
I have just learned of the existence of “badger butter” on #Mastermind and now I need to sit down for a while.
a cartoon badger is standing in a grassy field with the word badger written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon badger is standing in a grassy field with the word badger written on the bottom
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November 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I have just learned of the existence of “badger butter” on #Mastermind and now I need to sit down for a while.