I often dream of having Lying Cat in the room during these press conferences.

My little brother and I were obsessed with our dad’s OG Game Boy for YEARS! I spent countless hours on Marble Madness. When the Color came out it was like 🤯.

Also my brother had a Game Gear for a bit and that thing ran down an entire set of batteries in like an hour.

The day I realized that hot glue is just sloppy thermoplastic was a game changer

Thanks! The container is craft foam and the trunk is hot glue over a small wire that I colored with acrylic marker. The leaves are landscape foliage and the dirt is coffee grounds!

They don’t see women as people, more like a tool. So any activity/outfit that isn’t performing a function specifically for them is absurd… like their miter saw started talking to other guys or something.

A girl can dream!

Sometime I really want a journalist to ask: “do you actually believe the things that you say? Because it’s unclear if your description of current events is based in ignorance or sycophantic submission to the regime.”

Progress report: yes

ITS FULLY DECORATED TOO *squee*

Well, it is soup season. Is it perhaps reasonable to assume that soup will be in his near future and therefore placing the card amongst the cans is tantamount to taping it to one’s own forehead?

We’re due to get 6+ inches of snow tomorrow. That’ll fix it.

Me packing for the cousin walk like…

I’m still grappling with the realization that I’m older than the parents in Rugrats.