Howard B. Phelps
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Howard has and always is a nerd, but has also spent his academic years pursuing fitness alongside his PhD.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Howard has and always is a nerd, but has also spent his academic years pursuing fitness alongside his PhD.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
He smirks and does so.
"Recognize anything back there?" Howard teasingly asked, swaying his hips for the stallion.
"Recognize anything back there?" Howard teasingly asked, swaying his hips for the stallion.
October 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
He smirks and does so.
"Recognize anything back there?" Howard teasingly asked, swaying his hips for the stallion.
"Recognize anything back there?" Howard teasingly asked, swaying his hips for the stallion.
But it would only be yet a day as Howard again went to the gym, getting his daily gains, working out. Again he stripped and went in to shower, and there it was, that rare treasure, again placed on the bench itself.
They were a vibrant blue, with a strange sort of stain at the front. Was it sweat?
They were a vibrant blue, with a strange sort of stain at the front. Was it sweat?
October 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
But it would only be yet a day as Howard again went to the gym, getting his daily gains, working out. Again he stripped and went in to shower, and there it was, that rare treasure, again placed on the bench itself.
They were a vibrant blue, with a strange sort of stain at the front. Was it sweat?
They were a vibrant blue, with a strange sort of stain at the front. Was it sweat?
It sure smells ripe. It's not just the typical scent of a long workout, no; it smells so much muskier than average.
What had Howard been doing in these briefs for such a scent? One could only imagine or attempt to picture the hunky professor's daily schedule, and his habits to deduce things out.
What had Howard been doing in these briefs for such a scent? One could only imagine or attempt to picture the hunky professor's daily schedule, and his habits to deduce things out.
October 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It sure smells ripe. It's not just the typical scent of a long workout, no; it smells so much muskier than average.
What had Howard been doing in these briefs for such a scent? One could only imagine or attempt to picture the hunky professor's daily schedule, and his habits to deduce things out.
What had Howard been doing in these briefs for such a scent? One could only imagine or attempt to picture the hunky professor's daily schedule, and his habits to deduce things out.
He barely gets dressed at home. Shorts doesn't hold his junk as nicely as his underwear, and why for wear anything else when he's practically covered and good to go?
Though maybe he gets a bit too comfy in them, especially during lunch break in his office.
Though maybe he gets a bit too comfy in them, especially during lunch break in his office.
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
He barely gets dressed at home. Shorts doesn't hold his junk as nicely as his underwear, and why for wear anything else when he's practically covered and good to go?
Though maybe he gets a bit too comfy in them, especially during lunch break in his office.
Though maybe he gets a bit too comfy in them, especially during lunch break in his office.
Oh dear...someone's stolen his underwear
Ah well, not like he minds. Hopefully the thief's having a good sniff of it somewhere
Ah well, not like he minds. Hopefully the thief's having a good sniff of it somewhere
October 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Oh dear...someone's stolen his underwear
Ah well, not like he minds. Hopefully the thief's having a good sniff of it somewhere
Ah well, not like he minds. Hopefully the thief's having a good sniff of it somewhere
"Do you need help? Because I need help, in the form of a nice seat~"
He gropes himself.
"Been working all morning and could really use a face to rest this package on~"
He gropes himself.
"Been working all morning and could really use a face to rest this package on~"
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"Do you need help? Because I need help, in the form of a nice seat~"
He gropes himself.
"Been working all morning and could really use a face to rest this package on~"
He gropes himself.
"Been working all morning and could really use a face to rest this package on~"
Part time work as a lifeguard has its perks.
Eyeing beautiful ladies in bikinis
Eyeing handsome studs in speedos
Pounding either behind the showers
Eyeing beautiful ladies in bikinis
Eyeing handsome studs in speedos
Pounding either behind the showers
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Part time work as a lifeguard has its perks.
Eyeing beautiful ladies in bikinis
Eyeing handsome studs in speedos
Pounding either behind the showers
Eyeing beautiful ladies in bikinis
Eyeing handsome studs in speedos
Pounding either behind the showers
No classes to teach means no clothes needed.
So he's gonna be marking papers and answering emails, in just his underwear.
The [ READER ] below his desk sure doesn't mind.
So he's gonna be marking papers and answering emails, in just his underwear.
The [ READER ] below his desk sure doesn't mind.
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
No classes to teach means no clothes needed.
So he's gonna be marking papers and answering emails, in just his underwear.
The [ READER ] below his desk sure doesn't mind.
So he's gonna be marking papers and answering emails, in just his underwear.
The [ READER ] below his desk sure doesn't mind.
Good students get to nuzzle and play with the very ripe bulge.
Are you a good student?
Are you a good student?
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Good students get to nuzzle and play with the very ripe bulge.
Are you a good student?
Are you a good student?
I once offered to help the electrician with a faulty light.
Needless to say, it was all a sexy misunderstanding and things were ironed out.
I got my light fixed.
He got my briefs and my morning load in his rear.
Needless to say, it was all a sexy misunderstanding and things were ironed out.
I got my light fixed.
He got my briefs and my morning load in his rear.
September 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I once offered to help the electrician with a faulty light.
Needless to say, it was all a sexy misunderstanding and things were ironed out.
I got my light fixed.
He got my briefs and my morning load in his rear.
Needless to say, it was all a sexy misunderstanding and things were ironed out.
I got my light fixed.
He got my briefs and my morning load in his rear.
Yes, yes, yes. He'll be a wonderful companion
September 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Yes, yes, yes. He'll be a wonderful companion
He's just shaking his ass and enjoying the breeze after a workout. Not to mention, he loves his these blue workout bikini briefs feel on him.
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
He's just shaking his ass and enjoying the breeze after a workout. Not to mention, he loves his these blue workout bikini briefs feel on him.
Howard's lost track of time because of the researchwork and grading of tests. No sense letting his ripe undergarments go to waste, right?
September 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Howard's lost track of time because of the researchwork and grading of tests. No sense letting his ripe undergarments go to waste, right?
Say please and he'll take the briefs off.
September 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Say please and he'll take the briefs off.
Howard's also taken on training the college boys a few times, especially the seniors.
After the session, when they're all stinky and sweaty, he'll pick a favorite, and offer a glowing recommendation letter in exchange for going to town on their ass.
Their musky jockstraps then join his collection.
After the session, when they're all stinky and sweaty, he'll pick a favorite, and offer a glowing recommendation letter in exchange for going to town on their ass.
Their musky jockstraps then join his collection.
September 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Howard's also taken on training the college boys a few times, especially the seniors.
After the session, when they're all stinky and sweaty, he'll pick a favorite, and offer a glowing recommendation letter in exchange for going to town on their ass.
Their musky jockstraps then join his collection.
After the session, when they're all stinky and sweaty, he'll pick a favorite, and offer a glowing recommendation letter in exchange for going to town on their ass.
Their musky jockstraps then join his collection.
"Excuse me, can you return me my speedo?"
"Yes, the blue one you're sniffing..."
"I'll give you a reward if you do~"
(Art by Chunie)
"Yes, the blue one you're sniffing..."
"I'll give you a reward if you do~"
(Art by Chunie)
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"Excuse me, can you return me my speedo?"
"Yes, the blue one you're sniffing..."
"I'll give you a reward if you do~"
(Art by Chunie)
"Yes, the blue one you're sniffing..."
"I'll give you a reward if you do~"
(Art by Chunie)
He hopes that cute lifeguard enjoyed keeping that speedo as a gift.
Cutest mare he had known, and such a closet musk slut for his bulge
Cutest mare he had known, and such a closet musk slut for his bulge
August 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
He hopes that cute lifeguard enjoyed keeping that speedo as a gift.
Cutest mare he had known, and such a closet musk slut for his bulge
Cutest mare he had known, and such a closet musk slut for his bulge
Don't mind him, he's just gonna raid your fridge for snacks
August 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Don't mind him, he's just gonna raid your fridge for snacks
He isn't Santa, he won't punish you for being honest
August 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He isn't Santa, he won't punish you for being honest
"Who's got a lovely muscular body?...You do~"
He said to himself in the mirror.
"Who's got a wonderful firm bulge?...You do~"
Howard groped himself.
"Who's gonna spend today groping and playing with it?"
He turned suddenly, catching sight of [READER] watching them.
"Is it going to be you~?"
He said to himself in the mirror.
"Who's got a wonderful firm bulge?...You do~"
Howard groped himself.
"Who's gonna spend today groping and playing with it?"
He turned suddenly, catching sight of [READER] watching them.
"Is it going to be you~?"
August 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"Who's got a lovely muscular body?...You do~"
He said to himself in the mirror.
"Who's got a wonderful firm bulge?...You do~"
Howard groped himself.
"Who's gonna spend today groping and playing with it?"
He turned suddenly, catching sight of [READER] watching them.
"Is it going to be you~?"
He said to himself in the mirror.
"Who's got a wonderful firm bulge?...You do~"
Howard groped himself.
"Who's gonna spend today groping and playing with it?"
He turned suddenly, catching sight of [READER] watching them.
"Is it going to be you~?"
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