For all you people who take their medical advice from convicted felons and sexual abusers, this tweet’s for you.

Trump and his fragile ego is going to bankrupt us all

I have a better picture of the guy they should be looking for

Ruh-roh

So, as I was watching the Phillies-Rockies game right now, I see a Brian Fitzpatrick ad on tv telling everyone how he is always working to protect seniors, and he would never do anything that would hurt seniors in Pennsylvania. Seems like he’s feeling the heat about supporting Trump. Keep it up!

Pam Bondi needs to get right on this and not investigate

@nytimes.com has a new editor. Captain Obvious

As seen in Philly

How to get pissed off on Sunday morning. Democrats, who have consistently been the party of economic growth and consistently developed programs to serve communities, and consistently made government work, need to become the “ party of growth”?

Stable genius at the controls. Fuck this guy

The incredible, shrinking Liddle Marco.

So we betrayed Ukraine, surrendered to Russia, and destroyed our democracy by electing a narcissistic sociopath, who has put his unqualified cronies in every government position, and egg prices are still going up????
I don’t know if it was worth it

Hey NYTimes Pitchbot- this you???