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Mike Costello
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Excellent storyteller; terrible skater

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Skateboarding and fighting games. Sometimes comics. That's all I'll be talking about here. I'm as left as they come. I'm so left that I face left when I skate (I'm goofy-footed). I don't want to sit in an internet bubble and be angry about the state of things, so don't follow me if that's all you do
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I can't stand Primus, but this rips and I just love that they did this at a school talent show. I wish we could see the completely bewildered faces of the audience.
My band's school performance of My Name is Mud by Primus!
YouTube video by Technetium
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December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Slave Knight Gael just got knocked the FUCK out!
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Kept passing by this in my recommendations because I thought it was just skits until I noticed the board under his feet and realized this is a skate video. Looks like hesh is back on the menu, boys!
POSER PURGE - Phase 1: Confinement & Interrogation [Dranochugger V]
YouTube video by 𝕾𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖈 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝕮𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖗
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don't know much about surfing, but I know that Harry Bryant fucking RIPS and this edit is sick.
ROASTED™- Surf Film
YouTube video by Harry Bryant
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The algorithm has once again blessed me with greatness.
THE RADIOS Hungarian Tokyo Big Rumble 2025
YouTube video by Katsu_CJS
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Was fucking around a little on Dark Souls 1 a bit and actually got invaded. I'm playing the OG PS3 version and someone out there in 2025 invaded me. And I beat them by walking them into the dragon on the bridge. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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OP13 Ace playmat! There’s always room for more blockers! Part of a balanced breakfast.🔥
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Engagement posting. What perfect album(s) came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
DS3 fanboys: "DS2 is CRAP. Hit detection is so broken!"
Also DS3 fanboys: "Nameless King is the best boss in the game!" as they die to the camera 75 time, watch their sword phase through the dragon at least 10 swings per fight, and get two shotted by swings landing nowhere near them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I still have The Ringed City to beat, but at least the base game is done with. And I hope the same people who had comments about Elden Beast being a joke boss had that same energy for Soul of Cinder, who was arguably way more of a throw away boss. Bro didn't even get cutscenes.
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
THAT'S RIGHT. SIT DOWN, SHIT HEAD.
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Lothric Princes isn't a hard fight... it's a BULLSHIT fight with hit detection that makes the Pursuer from DS2 look balanced.
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just reached this place last night. I'm told that there's some nerd here called the "Nameless King" that needs a beating.
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I don't know who needs to know this, but the Blue Hawaiian Monster tastes like Nightshift Mucinex.
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Shout out to the random sun bro that waited for me to come back before starting the duel. Sorry about the whooping. Was NOT expecting to get invaded in a 10 year old game. #darksoulsiii #praisethesun
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Started playing through Dark Souls III this past weekend. I think it might be curing my depression. I find myself thinking about where to go next or what stat to raise next. Something I haven't done since I put 200 hours into ER. Feels good to genuinely disconnect and be engaged with a game again.
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Quick one before the rain came down. I've been feeling very loose and floaty on the board lately. Feels good. Also love when the music accidentally syncs up to my skating. Happy little accidents. 🎨🖼️
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Current obsession: LOVEBITES
LOVEBITES "Wicked Witch" No More Tragedy Live 2024 HD with Lyrics
YouTube video by think port
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October 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
October 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I wanna boogie with you... #loosetruckssavelives #skateboarding
September 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Dover, NH
September 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM