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Buffalo Sports Haiku
@buffalosportshaiku.bsky.social
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These haikus may be
Slightly more entertaining
Than drought-era Bills

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#Bills
#Sabres
#BlueJays
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Scherzer on the hill
Beautiful weather, big crowd
Perfect Friday night

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#Bisons
June 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I'm an adult so
Ice cream sandwich and two beers
Was tonight's dinner

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#Bisons
April 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Tre White back after
Down year for Sabres goalies
No coincidence

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#Sabres
#Bills
April 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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The flag is flying
The couch is warm, beers are cold
Someone yell "Play Ball"

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#BlueJays
#OpeningDay
Blue Jays flag flying Beautiful cloudless blue sky But cold winds blowing
March 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Blue Jays
January 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Even the pets know
In Buffalo, always yell
For Chiefs opponents

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January 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This cat knows what's up
Bob Marley yells "Go Broncos"
So far it's working

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January 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Football on TV
Warm purring cat on my lap
Winter ain't so bad

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January 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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"l'll run more this year"
Resolution overruled
Cat needed treadmill

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#Resolutions
January 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Wants the Bills to win
Worried about injuries
Too nervous to watch

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#Billsmafia
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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After a dry spell
Got four big inches last night
Your mom is jealous

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December 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Not incompetence
Real cause of Sabres' woes
Palm trees and taxes

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#Sabres
December 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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@aptshadow.bsky.social
Your stories changed me
Sci fi was never my thing
Looks like it is now

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December 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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Southtowns had their fun
But can't keep us down for long
Northtowns on the board

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#LetItSnow
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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Buffalo sports fans
Cannot get past Groundhogs Day
As trade deadline nears

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#Billsmafia
October 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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High expectations
Inevitably leads us
Back to this dark place

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#Bills
#Sabres
October 24, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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Make good decisions?
Day drinking at Sabres game?
Devil has some thoughts

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#Sabres
September 30, 2023 at 8:12 PM
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Let's take a deep breath
And smell our favorite scent
Smell of victory

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#Billsmafia
September 17, 2023 at 8:04 PM