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"Show less like this" doesn't seem to work on this app.
August 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I still remember the look on my wife's face the first time she heard Felix from Stray Kids
August 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Steak and rice bowl maybe too much guac idk
July 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My little man played catcher and pitcher for the first time, and got his first strikeout. Little legend
July 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Someone explain to me why I know my family's poop schedule.

My wife doesn't poop (she's a girl this is known)

I poop once a day

My 3yo daughter poops twice a day

My 7yo son poops twice a week

My 10yo dog poops 7 times a day
June 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just ripped my first and only 151 pack and just casually got a Golden Mew Ex nbd
June 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bro who cares about immigrants. We are all just ants on a spec of a planet. None of this matters.

You have brain rot if you think we should do anything other than try and make our nanoseconds of life as enjoyable for all as possible.
June 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Conservatives don't care about illegal immigrants. Take illegal out of it. If they cared about legalities they wouldn't have voted for Trump.

It's just immigrants they hate.
June 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think I miss FFXIV
June 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"You'll be a director soon"

"I'd keep you over her if we had to cut staff"

"You are a valuable strategic leader for us"

All lies I was told before I was laid off.

3rd time in my career.
May 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
BEEP BOOP
May 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Take me back to when companies were embarrassed to lay staff off.

Lean capitalism is so cringe.
May 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Laid off again.
May 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
No one asked.

But I've decided Steelix is my favorite Pokémon all time.

Took me 30 years but here we are
May 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Favorite lifting shirt 💪
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Minor league baseball is a blast. Year 1 of fulfilling a childhood dream of being a season ticket holder.
April 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's shit.

To be.

A Michigan Wolverine.
NEW: The University of Michigan will end its diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives campus wide, the president said in an email
New story from me: Imani* was in class when she discovered a scholarship program she relied on had been shut down.

“I don’t come from wealth ... Ending the program puts a burden on individuals who don't have it like most of the wealthy people here at the University of Michigan"
March 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Biscuits are legit F-tier breakfast food. I can't think of a single thing worse.
March 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Best burger I've had in a long time. Tennessee was fun!
March 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Jalen Duran is everything i wanted Drummond to be
a basketball game between the orlando magic and the detroit pistons is underway
ALT: a basketball game between the orlando magic and the detroit pistons is underway
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March 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hoping for a super bowl mirical where both teams lose
February 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Pinball machines are so fun does that make me old?
February 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me walking into the gym with Sabrina Carpenter on full blast
a group of monsters are standing in front of a sign that says " sulley "
ALT: a group of monsters are standing in front of a sign that says " sulley "
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January 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Bills Lions super bowl is the timeline i wanted to live in.

Instead we got Chiefs Eagles.

And Trump.

😮‍💨
January 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
January 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM