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@buffalodad.bsky.social
miscreant, criminal, girl dad
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𝙱𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚘 𝙳𝚊𝚍 ✿
@buffalodad.bsky.social
· Nov 12
On days where Amelia is being difficult and I’m tired and sick and at my witt’s end, I read the following poem;
When the recipe calls for a splash of red wine, dad calls for three or four glasses
December 30, 2024 at 1:42 AM
When the recipe calls for a splash of red wine, dad calls for three or four glasses
Does anyone know where I can get a 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑈𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑇𝑟𝑒𝑒 vinyl?
December 28, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Does anyone know where I can get a 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑈𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑇𝑟𝑒𝑒 vinyl?
this is peak RuneScape
December 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
this is peak RuneScape
oh no red wine got me feeling all good & watching About Time
December 18, 2024 at 1:32 AM
oh no red wine got me feeling all good & watching About Time
Long Live is about 2 minutes too long
December 7, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Long Live is about 2 minutes too long
Amelia constantly waking up at 5:30am and screaming immediately convinces me that Elsa’s parents were right and she needed to “conceal, don’t feel”
December 7, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Amelia constantly waking up at 5:30am and screaming immediately convinces me that Elsa’s parents were right and she needed to “conceal, don’t feel”
might as well say 803,518,938,051 minutes listened. measuring in minutes means nothing. it’s inconceivable.
December 5, 2024 at 2:18 AM
might as well say 803,518,938,051 minutes listened. measuring in minutes means nothing. it’s inconceivable.
Cavalry. But also infantry. Soldiers moving on horseback. But also fighting dismounted like infantry. Imagine that. Imagine Dragoons
December 4, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Cavalry. But also infantry. Soldiers moving on horseback. But also fighting dismounted like infantry. Imagine that. Imagine Dragoons
There’s nothing like a week of PTO to make you absolutely loathe your job
December 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
There’s nothing like a week of PTO to make you absolutely loathe your job
thanks for peer pressuring me to come to this game @nibrwr.me
November 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
thanks for peer pressuring me to come to this game @nibrwr.me
I haven’t pooped since I was super sick on Sunday. My theory was that I pooped the bedrock of my intestines and it had to build it back up. Google AI is 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 on me
November 29, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I haven’t pooped since I was super sick on Sunday. My theory was that I pooped the bedrock of my intestines and it had to build it back up. Google AI is 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 on me
oh lawd she thick
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
oh lawd she thick
I’ve been practicing cooking for about 3 years. Now we’re staying at an Airbnb with 1 hot plate and 1 microwave. But I brought my smoker. I’m gonna attempt to make a full Thanksgiving spread
This is my Super Bowl
This is my Super Bowl
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I’ve been practicing cooking for about 3 years. Now we’re staying at an Airbnb with 1 hot plate and 1 microwave. But I brought my smoker. I’m gonna attempt to make a full Thanksgiving spread
This is my Super Bowl
This is my Super Bowl
so the art is Arcane got even better in season 2
November 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM
so the art is Arcane got even better in season 2
Hey where do my gray beard hairs come from? They don’t exist one day, and then the next they’re 3 inches long and straight white?
Are regular hairs turning gray? Or are gray hairs growing at exponential rates?
Are regular hairs turning gray? Or are gray hairs growing at exponential rates?
November 27, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Hey where do my gray beard hairs come from? They don’t exist one day, and then the next they’re 3 inches long and straight white?
Are regular hairs turning gray? Or are gray hairs growing at exponential rates?
Are regular hairs turning gray? Or are gray hairs growing at exponential rates?
Nothing screams the holidays like an airport during November/December. Unmatched vibes.
November 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Nothing screams the holidays like an airport during November/December. Unmatched vibes.
I kinda like having coloring supplies around the house
November 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I kinda like having coloring supplies around the house
My dad was not just an accountant. He also had a secret second family.
Do any of you ever meet someone, and wonder, what are your secret crimes? How many murder for hires have you done? Are you having endless "business" trips where you are fronting Mafia business abroad? Are you actually a spy? Don't "I'm just an accountant" me, Fred. I know what you're hiding.
November 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
My dad was not just an accountant. He also had a secret second family.
Top 5 beers, listed not ranked
• Guinness
• Rainier
• Tasty AF Peanut Butter Milk Stout by Saloon Door Brewing
• Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus
• Neapolitan Milk Stout by Saugatuck Brewing
Honorable Mention:
• Ghostship Gose by Galveston Bay Brewing
• Guinness
• Rainier
• Tasty AF Peanut Butter Milk Stout by Saloon Door Brewing
• Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus
• Neapolitan Milk Stout by Saugatuck Brewing
Honorable Mention:
• Ghostship Gose by Galveston Bay Brewing
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Top 5 beers, listed not ranked
• Guinness
• Rainier
• Tasty AF Peanut Butter Milk Stout by Saloon Door Brewing
• Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus
• Neapolitan Milk Stout by Saugatuck Brewing
Honorable Mention:
• Ghostship Gose by Galveston Bay Brewing
• Guinness
• Rainier
• Tasty AF Peanut Butter Milk Stout by Saloon Door Brewing
• Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus
• Neapolitan Milk Stout by Saugatuck Brewing
Honorable Mention:
• Ghostship Gose by Galveston Bay Brewing
Am I a cringe veteran for being excited about Notre Dame/Army?
November 23, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Am I a cringe veteran for being excited about Notre Dame/Army?
4 scrambled eggs? a pittance. meager. barely any eggs.
4-egg omelette? eternity. more eggs than a man can fathom
4-egg omelette? eternity. more eggs than a man can fathom
November 23, 2024 at 7:42 PM
4 scrambled eggs? a pittance. meager. barely any eggs.
4-egg omelette? eternity. more eggs than a man can fathom
4-egg omelette? eternity. more eggs than a man can fathom
a robot & a goose shouldn’t be making me emotional
November 23, 2024 at 6:00 PM
a robot & a goose shouldn’t be making me emotional
