Is this how you solve your moral dilemma?

And if it wasn’t me that signed up, but someone who stole my identify, could it be that I don’t actually exist.

If I don’t actually exist, am I merely a figment of someone else’s imagination.

Wait! Am I part of your imagination? Am I the one you have doing your dirty work; killing your characters?

And if I’m hearing voices with no actual physical body, does that mean I’m communicating with ghosts?

And if I’m communicating with ghosts, does that mean I have ESPN?

And if I have ESPN, does that mean I am somehow signed up for cable?

Depends what state you live in. According to some, life begins at conception.

In that case, I have wiped out entire mental family trees. Oh dang, by cutting down family trees, does that make me environmental serial killer?

And if they beg for their lives, does that mean I’m also hearing voices?

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In the case of Hamburger Donnie, I don’t know who would be happier, Melania or the American people.

He’ll pay off judges and politicians before it ever gets to that.

I honestly believe we’re going to wake up one day and the overnight headline is going to be of him overdosing and not making it. I’m not wishing that, that’s bad karma, but I just feel like he’s headed in that direction.

Love the sign!

I hope Canada sees this as fraud and suspends all sales until they can perform a formal investigation.

And if fraud is found to have taken place, I hope they fine and place a penalty on them, to the likes of paying back every rebate for the last two years of sales.

🖕🏻swasticars!

If those emojis could talk 😄

5 - the Banana Pudding dessert

There will be a day when Karma comes knocking on the doors of these politicians.

Why would you be sad at the beach? Isn’t that where people have cake, by the ocean?

I’m also in the automotive industry.
The tariffs will shut down suppliers; they can’t absorb that cost. And the automakers can’t absorb the cost the supplier will pass along to them. And customers won’t be able afford the increase in vehicle price that is going to be pushed onto them.

Completely understandable. I didn’t even think about that. Good call!

Speaking of protecting things, do you register your work with the WGA or Copyright office before you submit your screenplays to contests?

I wasn’t sure if there are restrictions about that with contests.

Congratulations and good luck! What’s your logline for Edax?

One time I knocked my milf off the table and slipped in it as I tried humping over it.

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Or Metallica’s “Ride The Lightning” Reload version

Maybe they’ll layoff his food taster, and then the ‘hamburger’ makes it past security.

Who knew that a hamburger could save a nation.