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"I WANT YOUR NEW CHRISTMAS DRINK, YEAH I FUCKING SAID CHRISTMAS AND YEAH THAT IS A GUN ON MY HIP YOU BLUE HAIR'D FREAK"
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Rodger is a goat'd skeeter
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Dog-walked is such a scathing and wonderful curse free insult. Well put Brian.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is what peak robot performance looks like. Tank treads or nothing.
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'd call it coded but WTF, this is just racism.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
What a King Andy is.
October 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have been staring at Hello Sunshine for 2 weeks now, tonight it gets read.
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My oldest son, now 12, having tea with my mother in law when we lived in Chicago. So much of who he and and what he has become came from these moments. It warms my heart every time I see this pic.
October 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The ghost wants me to leave them alone.
I am going to respect that.
I hope Hawaiian Punch ghost finds what they are looking for.
I'm going to miss them.
October 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bald Rudy Gobert is a sick band name
October 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Live from my couch they have destroyed, Mary (eyes open) and Peter.
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hey James! I doubt you take the time to ready this stuff, but the Vigilantes geeking out was so so good. This season is dope as hell.
October 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It never feels practiced. His off the cuff stuff is pure class and feels so easy. This is what a leader looks like and sounds like.
October 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
We can have drinking water or an AI bot that asks me questions about AdhesiveWombat. IDK, the jury is out on this one....
October 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That and Ruby Tuesdays. Their power shall not go unchecked!
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Wanting free money is a hell of a drug.
September 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Nice try Kat, that's god damn superman.
September 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't even need to see @katmabu.bsky.social 's bangs to know that's her, standing up for freedom.
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM