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Bsmitty
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This is what peak robot performance looks like. Tank treads or nothing.
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I have been staring at Hello Sunshine for 2 weeks now, tonight it gets read.
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My oldest son, now 12, having tea with my mother in law when we lived in Chicago. So much of who he and and what he has become came from these moments. It warms my heart every time I see this pic.
October 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Live from my couch they have destroyed, Mary (eyes open) and Peter.
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God
September 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You've inspired me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Big Octo energy. Love this!
August 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.
August 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The fucking Bulls added 22 points of misery LOL
August 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Gif-Able
August 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.
July 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is my son Max holding Pete. Pete also sucks and eats everything not boarded up or nailed to the ground.
July 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
*take a sip*

*shrugs*

"Fuck it."
July 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Drop some SCALES
July 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Love that this was a joke. Until it was not.
July 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
OMG they did it!
July 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dear @netflix.com may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you.
July 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me 5 light domestics in wondering who makes mascot suits.
June 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It would be Kansas but this sweet bastard saves the day.
May 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hats off to KEN, his 28k murdered my 10K
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
See a Doc, post a Doc
May 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's a fucking sticker Chris. Get it the fuck together.
May 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM