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Not a bug, feature.
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Not a bug, feature.
I welcome the mandatory DKurtz lessons.
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I welcome the mandatory DKurtz lessons.
*digs himself out of the ash* "I was not aware Vesuvius had erupted."
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
*digs himself out of the ash* "I was not aware Vesuvius had erupted."
"dry heaves" is the magic escape phrase
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"dry heaves" is the magic escape phrase
Are they also giving Clark Griswold a gift subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club?
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Are they also giving Clark Griswold a gift subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club?
"Murder your babies," is how I remember this advice.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
"Murder your babies," is how I remember this advice.
Those who compete in the Race To the Bottom only succeed in proving there is no bottom
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Those who compete in the Race To the Bottom only succeed in proving there is no bottom
Well ok, but switching off if it's 12 hours of Yankee Doodle background music on a mournful fiddle
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Well ok, but switching off if it's 12 hours of Yankee Doodle background music on a mournful fiddle
"You can't spell 'smegma' without Snemgoy"
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"You can't spell 'smegma' without Snemgoy"
MAGA is the Village Of The Damned Stupid
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
MAGA is the Village Of The Damned Stupid
Nice work if you can get it
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Nice work if you can get it
needs more stapler to match the stupid
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
needs more stapler to match the stupid
Especially if Black Friday and the Blackness put your business into the black for the year!
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Especially if Black Friday and the Blackness put your business into the black for the year!
"Because child, few are as attentive as you."
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Because child, few are as attentive as you."
"Oh you wanted the 'smart' version? That's a higher price tier."
"Why does it cost more?"
"We use the AI to check itself, to make sure it's correct."
*sound of head banging on desk*
"Why does it cost more?"
"We use the AI to check itself, to make sure it's correct."
*sound of head banging on desk*
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"Oh you wanted the 'smart' version? That's a higher price tier."
"Why does it cost more?"
"We use the AI to check itself, to make sure it's correct."
*sound of head banging on desk*
"Why does it cost more?"
"We use the AI to check itself, to make sure it's correct."
*sound of head banging on desk*
Mind and spirit boggling
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mind and spirit boggling
Correction- 60ish. OMFG
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Correction- 60ish. OMFG
Because he still had west Texas twangy accent
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Because he still had west Texas twangy accent
This is a dark horse candidate for Pulitzer. Very dark
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is a dark horse candidate for Pulitzer. Very dark
OMG I AM SO GOING TO WATCH THIS AGAIN. All the feelings
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
OMG I AM SO GOING TO WATCH THIS AGAIN. All the feelings
And this my other brother Darryl, Socrates's other friend
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And this my other brother Darryl, Socrates's other friend
Why does no one question the timeline like any of his other construction projects? How long is this behemoth going to be "under construction" ? I seriously doubt this is a 2-year construction project, especially after Trump stiffs the first round of contractors
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Why does no one question the timeline like any of his other construction projects? How long is this behemoth going to be "under construction" ? I seriously doubt this is a 2-year construction project, especially after Trump stiffs the first round of contractors