I have my first interview in ten years. What does a gal like me even wear to one of these things anymore? 😳

I have to buy new jeans and I’ve never hated shopping more than in this moment.

Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

The two trans days on the calendar: "please acknowledge we exist" and "please stop killing us"

sigh...

The sheer panic when one of my kids turned on the tv to the news today while trying to get to cartoons. Yep, kid. We all feel it.

Two windmills were talking and the one asked the other what kind of music it liked. It replied, "I'm a huge metal fan"

Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads

Preparing for my future Russian backed overlords…Do you vodka? 🤔

Giving “I’ll check your oil for you!” Then proceeds to bend over the hood in most sultry manner possible.

The worst part about Cyndi Lauper’s farewell tour is now we’re gonna be stuck with…Chappell Roan.

I guess I forget that stars are moving all the time and what is (my favorite constellation) won’t always be. Ok. Now I feel smol. 😂😂😂

All y’all cross stitch posts got me like, “I wanna try!”. 🧐🧵🪡

Testing…1, 2, 3.